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Fonz defeats J Krooger

Recap: Plenty of righteous heat, rigorous mayhem, braggadocio shiners and hardbody punchlines in this Ultimate Madness battle between Fonz and the ever-reliable J Krooger. But with Fonz also mixing in some flexing name flips and spicy personals with his raps, the Cleveland, OH, rapper manages to edge round 1 before easily taking the middle round with a near flawless turn. J Krooger, who was also hurt by less consistent turns in the earlier rounds, did manage to turn it a bit in the 3rd round to make that one debatable.

Verdict: Fonz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Fonz – “I bang straps, boy you get hit with that black thing, oh Krooger [Krueger] kill nigga’s in they sleep?, well lucky we on Caffeine!”

Kid Chaos defeats J-Krooger

Recap: Fire battle between Kid Chaos and J-Krooger sees them both on their A-game with the versatile Chaos flexing everything from spicy/witty personals to head-twisting (“Rifle slamming, bullets all over his back like they micromanaged!”) heat, while the more condensed Krooger unloaded a plethora of fiery name flips, dope wordplay and jaunty gun bars throughout the battle. A competitive bout with little in the way of filler from both sides, tho the 1st round was equal on haymakers, a more succinct Krooger gets the edge there. 2nd round showcased a spitfire, performance-heavy, superbly-executed turn from Chaos that beat back another punch-heavy, but not quite as potent run from his opponent. The 3rd and deciding round was yet another goodie, but the more personal, multifaceted (including another nice rebuttal) Chaos gets the edge over what passed for a potent at times, but somewhat redundant go-around from Krooger.

Verdict: Kid Chaos (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kid Chaos – “I will actually slap box you where my open hand will be a fist, or let my stock rise after this PG, but I’m a definitely get Banned for this shit!”

J-Krooger defeats J. Murda

Recap: Impressive, mayhem-dishing and boastful-ringing showing by J. Murda gets edged by an even more consistent, wordplay-spazzing, punchline-crazy and raucous turn by J-Krooger in what was a pretty competitive and fiery 1-round battle from Step Your Ink Game Up.

Verdict: J-Krooger (W) 1-0

Favorite line: J-Krooger – “A squad of killers, so if he raise a finger I need not to, Dre and Floss done Nike checked you, I’m just coming to re-box [Reebok] you!”

J-Krooger defeats Daddy Mason

Recap: Bobbing, weaving, jabbing and scoring heavy with gritty punchlines/boasts and righteous name flips throughout the first couple of rounds, until he ran into an unforced error via a 3rd round choke here versus a pretty solid, but less consistent Daddy Mason, this Trap NY 3-rounder is all J-Krooger.

Verdict: J-Krooger (W) 2-1

Favorite line: J-Krooger – “It’s fuck you, don’t be the nigga that my blade is getting stuck through, I’ll send him up…now the kids got a Daddy to look up to!”

J-Krooger defeats Amazin D Boy

Recap: Good fucking 1-round battle between Amazin D Boy and J-Krooger delivers on a boatload of utter mayhem and plenty of righteous boasts. But havoc and bedlam aside, all the while taking advantage of an opponent who rapped twice as longer as he did with less potency in the 2nd half of his turn, a rapidly firing on all cylinders, condensed, metaphorical and punch-crazy J-Krooger takes this one.

Verdict: J-Krooger (W) 1-0

Favorite line: J-Krooger – “I’m the reason your name on this card, let’s not make it a tombstone!”

J Krooger defeats Eazy The Block Captain

Recap: Against an Eazy The Block Captain who clearly had an off day what with all the mediocre punches he was throwing and in front of a noisy Trap NY crowd that didn’t seem to give a two fucks that a battle was taking place, J Krooger still has an easy time of it, using a gang of fierce punchlines/storytelling bars, righteous street missives and rigid set-ups/gun bars to gain the 30.

Verdict: J Krooger (W) 3-0

Favorite line: J Krooger – “Even when I’m outnumbered the .9 ate [8] nigga’s until the odds was even!”

J Krooger defeats Hollaluyah Jones

Recap: Neither battler lacking for confidence, in this 1-rounder from Front Battle League, J Krooger and Hollaluyah Jones spout a gang of spicy punchlines, nifty wordplay, some potent name flips and your steady chapters of residual mayhem to keep the battle close and competitive. However, with a more condensed turn, a couple of more haymakers and some fiery schemes, Krooger gets the edge here.

Verdict: J Krooger (W) 1-0

Favorite line: J Krooger – “I’ll rob this nigger on his strip, then take him back to his crib like ‘Fuck nigger, where the rest at?'”

J-Krooger defeats Dre Dennis

Recap: Way more intricate and shrewd with the punchlines, boasts and mayhem, but also helped by a Dre Dennis who had one too many random shots at his opponent’s girl when he wasn’t resorting to redundant gun bars and schemes, outside of a debatable 2nd round, J-Krooger elicits more than enough consistent heat to take this fiery 3-rounder from Frontline Battle League.

Verdict: J-Krooger (W) 2-1

Favorite line: J-Krooger – “You said I couldn’t win here, well today we gonna see, Dre got it backwards, you going in the ER, D!”

Chess defeats J-Krooger

Recap: Can’t complain here, both Chess and J-Krooger did their thing, unfortunate that someone in the crowd tried to ruin the event. Still, Chess edges this 1-rounder with more clever wordplay and direct punches that more than made their mark.

Verdict: Chess (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chess – “And if I do lose tonight your top flying, nigga I’m taking either side, I’m not biased”