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Danny Myers defeats J.U.S.

Recap: Danny Myers and fellow West-coast battler J.U.S. meet up for a competitive 1-rounder on the Skytier Northwest stage. And while the confident J.U.S. dished a series of consistently flexing punchlines/wordplay, it’s a more versatile, just as fiery and lit-with-the-personals Myers who gets the edge here.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “Stuey got on Smack and I saw that it hurt ya, he moved forward while you stayed still…Newton proved his own law of inertia!”

J.U.S. defeats Stuey Newton

Recap: NorthWest Alliance Battle League matchup between Stuey Newton and J.U.S. stays close for 3 rounds with a nice mix of nifty punchlines, spicy name flips, solid wordplay and rigid mayhem/personals all there to keep you paying attention. Competitive throughout, it’s still a more steady with the bite J.U.S. who manages to edge the first two rounds for the win before a punch-heavier Stuey avoids the shutout by taking the 3rd.

Verdict: J.U.S. (W) 2-1

Favorite line: J.U.S. – “It only takes one phone call if I’m ever in a tough spot, the only time Stuey pulls strings is when his bus stops!”