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Bigg K defeats Half Past 7

Recap: Noticed a few things in this battle: 1) Even tho he would’ve lost anyway with too many basic bars, if I was Half Past 7 I would’ve been frustrated too with all the noise going on in the background onstage while he spit. 2) Bigg K announcing that he skipped his “brother”‘s funeral for this battle. I know he’d clear that up later on, but the way Rosenberg Raw used that info against him when they battled was classic. 3) As the face of the URL Smack has gotsa do a better job of keeping a poker face when dudes rap, not just because it comes off as favoritism, but because it’s professional and the right thing to do esp. when you so many other people onstage making expressions at hot bars. 4) Bernard Hopkins almost “executed” by the state?!? When the hell was that???

Verdict: Bigg K (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Bigg K – “His girl said ‘Can we shoot a DVD?’, I said yeah if ya’ head slamming like a DDT”

John John da Don defeats Half Past 7

Recap: Only found this matchup after seeing the Half Past 7 vs. Bigg K battle. Half Past had some heat (“Top news John John got stabbed in a brawl and if his friends request beef then I’m tagging them all”), but overall JJDD came with better name flips, delivery, creativity and all-around hotter bars.

Verdict: John John da Don (W) 1-0

Favorite line: John John da Don -“Tired of hearing all this bullshit how you squeeze teks, so take those AR’s out your bars ‘cuz it’s BS”