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Chef Trez defeats KP

Recap: Being under quarantine hasn’t seemed to slow down Chef Trez, who’s still battling as often as a B. Magic punchline. And here against KP, even without the opportunity to spin a rebuttal, the Chef still manages to cook, using fierce name flips, head-ringing gun bars and spicy schemes/punches to easily beat back an elongated, old head-ish and mostly pedestrian turn by his opponent.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I give you props for trying to stand and face this, but there it’s a difference in levels, no question…fam you basic!”

AR-16 defeats KP

Synopsis: This battle reminds me a little bit of Conceited’s match against Goodz, in particular Con’s inability to freestyle a bar on Goodz soaking wet armpits, which were there just begging to be styled on. But when you’re a freestyle champ like AR-16, styling on an obvious target like KP’s aesthetics not only comes too easy, but gives you an extra bullet to work with. Too bad for KP, who after a stellar first round just delivered a host of vanilla bars in rounds 2 and 3 that left you snoozing, allowing AR to catch up, go beastmode and take the W.

Verdict: AR-16 (W) 2-1

Favorite line: AR-16 – “I could say anything, because you didn’t say nothing”