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Dizaster defeats Taz

Recap: Opponent Taz rhymes well and delivers some solid punchlines here and there. But a Dizaster on Beast-mode with steady aggression backed by consistently hardcore punches, raucous boasts and enough stereotypical Indian jokes to make Pocahontas happy was too much to beat in this highly energetic 2-rounder.

Verdict: Dizaster (W) 2-0

Favorite line: Dizaster – “I’ll clap the lead up, I’ll shoot the pipe, the doctor’s will wrap his head up like his future wife!”