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Xcel defeats Beach

Recap: Exquisite wordplay, wicked (“You’ll get a ring for nuthin’, that’s a TracFone black”) anecdotes and split-hairing bars, it’s all there as Xcel lives up to the title on his t-shirt against an at times game, but clearly overmatched Beach.

Verdict: Xcel (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Xcel – “Put your eyes in your mouth little nigger, watch who you talk to”