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Shooney Da Rapper defeats Lady J

Recap: Let’s call a spade a spade: if Shooney Da Rapper didn’t get in her own way so much, what with all the stunbles and chokes over the years, she’d easily be in the Top 10 on the female battler’s side. But it is what it is. Yet, this Houston Bar Code 1-rounder against Lady J comes off as another reimnder of how nice Shooney is with the pen. And in addition to no unforced errors, Shooney would need all of it. As her Houston, Texas opponent, relying mostly on a gang of spicy name flips, would come through with a pretty solid and competitive effort. However, via a consistent variety of gritty gun bars, fiery personals, some crafty wordplay and a boatload of hard-hitting and aggressive punches, at the end of the day it’s Shooney who gets hands raised in the air.

Verdict: Shooney Da Rapper (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Shooney Da Rapper – “But she don’t rap like that, all this bitch talk about is pussy and straps, well I [hold hands up towards Lady J like a gun] got a big dick and it’ll bust in ya face, silencer on, I ain’t got nuthin’ to say!”

Lady J and Yoshi G [DEBATABLE]

Recap: One-rounder that you wish could’ve been three as the fierce, aggressive and bullish bars of Lady J met up with the brainy, punching power of Yoshi G to make for one of the better female battles you’ll see all year. Yoshi, confident (“I smell like money, his dick get hard off my odor!”) as ever, excelled throughout her turn via spitfire wordplay, some of her usual sexcapades and fire set-ups when it came to her punches. While Houston’s Lady J kept the crowd in tuned with a gang of boisterous gun bars, fiery street shit and braggadocio darts to produce an almost equal amount of haymakers and make this one debatable.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Lady J – “My style been patent leather and that’s a retrospective!”