Everybody Knows

Recap: A second outing between Dizaster and Everybody Knows goes about the same way as the first with Dizaster dishing a roundhouse of Asian/Vietnamese jokes and other spirited punchlines to score an easy 30 over his much less potent opponent.

Verdict: Dizaster (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Dizaster – “I’m not about to lose to my computer technician!”

Synopsis: An Asian battle rapper versus an Arab battle rapper, so what you’d expect besides a lot of ethnic jokes and racialist wordplay? And after witnessing this battle, let’s just say Dizaster would make for a much better xenophobe.

Verdict: Dizaster (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Dizaster – “How dare Harold challenge me to a rhyme battle? This is the thanks I get for taking this faggot to White Castle”