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Chilla Jones defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: From The Riot, deftly promoting her OnlyFans account while delivering a pretty solld and versatile effort throughout, Viixen The Assassin kept it close and competitive in this 3-rounder against Chilla Jones. But outside of a 3rd round that saw him get clearly out-punched, a more condensed Mr. Jones’ steadier mix of hitting personals, clever wordplay and gritty punchlines proved to be just enough to edge both the 1st and 2nd rounds for the win.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chilla Jones – “We all can hear that you sound like Twork, you can admit that star is your idol, you got so much of blood in ya pad, we all thought you started your cycle!”

Yoshi G and Viixen the Assassin [DEBATABLE]

Recap: No ‘Thot Bars’ or an endgame kiss on the cheek, but Yoshi G versus Viixen The Assassin for 3 rounds on Bullpen Battle League is still a salacious one. Yoshi going after her opponent with a bunch of juicy personals, some solid wordplay and a wide variety of hitting/righteous punchlines, made a show of it. While Viixen, outside of struggling with her flow a bit in round 1, kept it competitive with piercing (“Baby, when we tell you to suck it up, we don’t mean literally!”) darts aimed at Yoshi’s mental health as well as a gang of aggressive punchlines/personals and daunting gun lines. Close throughout, it’s the equally efficient but cleaner-flowing Yohsi who edges round 1, before a way more haymaker-lit Viixen took round 2 to tie things up. Helped by some dope off-the-dome heat to start her 3rd, Yoshi does just enough make the final round debatable in light of a pretty solid turn by Viixen.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Yoshi G – “You fat booty bitch, I just know your toilet seats be hella loose!”

Viixen the Assassin defeats Jade

Recap: A competitive 1-rounder from Our Society Battle League with two battlers , Viixen The Assassin and Jade, with similar aggressive-punching (with a little humor mixed in) styles, gets edged by the more set-up/wordplay-lit, less pedestrian and haymaker-friendly Viixen, who frankly speaking definitely needed a win.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “I’m here ‘cuz V better, replace the Big Mac with the banana…I’m trying to eat better!”

A. Ward defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: After sound defeats in the past by Loso on URL and here against A. Ward on Chrome 23, Viixen The Assassin may want to look into staying away from the Horsemen. Either that or come up with a new gameplan on how to beat one of these Christian batttle rappers as this one was pretty much all Ward. The Kansas City, MO, rapper using a performance-heavy, steady and spirited barrage of boastful barbs, hard-hitting/witty personals, steely pontifications, spicy rebuttals and sizzling punchlines/name flips to take each round over an opponent who was suprisingly up-n-down with the personals, punches and gun bars (tho Viixen would fight back in the latter half of each round to try and make things competitive) all through the match.

Verdict: A. Ward (W) 3-0

Favorite line: A. Ward – “You are not an assassin, you’re a mother, sex sells, that’s why she gets plates she don’t deserve, I’ll repeat myself one time on stage ‘cuz it’s absurd, she’s basic with the words, it’s the cake that they observe, so of course her entire career is graded [makes hand gesture around Viixen’s butt] on a curve!”

Jaz The Rapper defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: At this point bar-wise is there anything Jaz the Rapper can’t do? With an extremely high battle IQ that’s more along the likes of Hollow in his hey day and a versatile bar game that’s top-notch regardless of gender, seeing Jaz elevate the game while coming outside more in 2022 should be one of the top stories in battle rap this year. Viixen the Assassin can attest to it. The Milwaukee, WI, emcee fighting through what was pretty much a home game for her opponent, in front of a cheering and locked-in Irving Plaza, NY crowd what with continuously loud aggression and raucous punches/gun bars/personals for 3 rounds. Yet, despite a pretty solid effort that was atypical Viixen, nothing the Assassin did would be near enough as Jaz just displayed throughout that there’s another level to this. The Brooklyn battler stunting on her opp with a punch-drunk, 4-bar setup rich and haymaker-drenched round 1 that also flexed her lyrical acumen. Before taking it even higher with a flawless and sublime (i.e. classic) 2nd that reminded you of just how well-rounded Jaz is, going after Viixen with a gang of killer name flips, hard-hitting punchlines, self-deprecating humor, witty barbs, piercing breakdowns and mocking/stinging personals that clearly hit their mark. Already up 2-0 (clearly) in this URL Homecoming match, Jaz would then use her 3rd round to get nostalgic and boast on her standing in the game before getting back to another barrage of fiery personals, hard boasts and fierce punches that solidified a well-earned 30.

Verdict: Jaz The Rapper (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jaz The Rapper – “You got 3 kids and 3 baby daddies, you just one dick suck away from being Yoshi!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Ms. Hustle

Recap: In front of what seemed to be a timid Chrome 23 crowd (Remy Ma might want to look into changing her venue), a raucous, but competitive back-n-forth between Ms. Hustle (who also had some fiery schemes and aggressive angles on her plate) and Viixen The Assassin (aggressive throughout as well, but with a more workmanlike performance overall) gets edged by the more punch-lit, personal-spicy, versatile, steadily hitting and less predictable Milwaukee, WI queenpen, who after getting edged by a slightly more stellar round 1 by Hustle, came back with more potency to her bars in both of the latter rounds to earn the vic.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “So much I can get away with like murder, beat a bitch up for singing like Ike Turner!”

Tay Roc defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: Arguably the best battle from the URL’s Kings vs. Queens 3 card, Tay Roc and Viixen The Assassin make the case with 3 competitive and aggressive (esp. on Viixen’s part, who almost literallly knocked Roc down with a couple of her more rambunctious performance bars), gun-bar-lit, punch-heavy, witty at times and personal-crazy rounds that kept the crowd captivated throughout. But while the loud and brazen (esp. when she was flipping some of Roc’s prior shit) Viixen proved once again that she’s capable of going toe-to-toe with any top tier battler, male or female, in the end Roc just proved to be a little too much here. The B-more vet steady flexing with a more versatile, original and consistent game that also included some fire schemes, a gang of head-ringing name flips/punchlines, sizzling wordplay and a couple of dope rebuttals to edge each round and score a Gentleman’s 30.

Verdict: Tay Roc (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Tay Roc – “I ain’t got no chill, bitch don’t get rocked for real, this little white girl say ‘Catch me outside!’ and find out how a doctor feel [Phil]!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Casey Jay

Recap: After a year of seeing the two go at it back-n-forth online and in person, Viixen The Assassin versus Casey Jay on URL’s Volume 8 more than lives up to the hype. A fierce, aggressive-on-both-sides, close and competitive battle throughout, this match was lit from the start with Casey Jay using a barrage of stifling gun bars, hardbody personals, feelgood racial darts and a gang of stellar punchlines to keep her in the mix, while a loud and performance-bent Viixen unloaded a steady stream of spicy set-ups/punches/similes, witty barbs, head-ringing gun lines and stinging personals on Casey and her Bardashian crew from start to finish. A well fought match with plenty of mayhem to spare, sexual innuendos and some dope movie references mixed in from both battlers, it’s a slightly more intricate and haymaker-lit Viixen who takes rounds 1 and 3 (call the 2nd debatable) for the win.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “Stop testing me, saying that you better, I done had it with that, the State vs. Tsu Surf, I’m dropping Case faster than that!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats C3

Recap: In a salacious-at-times battle between a rapper known for stellar wordplay (C3) and another known for her punching power and relentless mayhem (Viixen The Assassin), despite some light struggles with her flow here and there, it’s the slightly more set-up rich and haymaker-lit Viixen who edges both of the opening rounds for the win in this URL/QOTR No Holds Barred 3 bout, before a righteous-talking and personal-lit C3 took the 3rd.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “One shot will fuck up her features, I’ll leave this shit a cold case, Ice-T daughter, the baby got the whole face!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Shooney Da Rapper


Recap: Viixen The Assassin still needs to work on finishing her rounds better (or sometimes earlier) and Shooney Da Rapper’s bout with stumbles still serve as a detriment to an otherwise solid battle career, but other than that this QOTR matchup was fire. Like, all the way, with both battlers staying competitive for 3 rounds with a gang of hardbody punchlines, aggressive name-calling, scintillating personals, sizzling gun bars, rigid name flips and fiery set-ups/wordplay. Yet while Shooney gave a blazing effort throughout, it’s the more haymaker-lit (esp. during round 1) Viixen who edges each round for the women’s 30.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “I know it’s a fact y’all, Puerto-Rican bitches is crazy, they keep blades in they cheeks, you think I give a fuck folks?, I’ll choke this bitch out till she swallow the blade…let’s really see who cut throat [cutthroat]!”

Loso defeats Viixen The Assassin


Recap: From URL’s Kings vs. Queens 2 card, both Loso and Viixen The Assassin put on dope, aggressive, punch-heavy performances in a battle also featured bruising race angles/set-ups from Loso and wicked name flips/gun bars from Viixen. However, a more punch-lit, personal breakdown-adept and cleaner-flowing Loso would take round one before the 4 Horseman would get even more righteous, condensed and hard-hitting with his, calling out his opponent’s alleged transgressions with race throughout round 2 while in the midst deftly using the cameramen in the room to enhance his bars. A superbly executed turn by Loso would he would need every bit of in light of a gritty, mayhem-savvy and personal/punchline-scoring 2nd from The Assassin. 3rd round was another doozy littered with strong showings from battlers, but the spicy Christian-themed lines and less dry spots turn by Viixen allow her to take the final round and prevent Loso from pitching a shutout.

Verdict: Loso (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Loso – “What you bragging about?, how you getting all these names?, you know how many Viixen’s have an STD?, it’s only right they gave you DNA and Flamez!”

Emerson Kennedy defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: The Riot Network has been delivering a lot of dope battles lately and here’s another one as Viixen The Assassin takes on Emerson Kennedy in a crowd-pleasing 1-rounder. Viixen, with an aggressive palette of hardbody punches and stinging personals/name flips makes her mark. But a handful of pedestrian bars by Viixen to go along with a consistently spicy, wordplay-heavy, personal-lit and freestyle-dropping EK, gives the Salt Lake City battler the win.

Verdict: Emerson Kennedy (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Emerson Kennedy – “Let’s just keep it factual, I’m leaving you no options, I seen it too, I’m reading you, the lease you done adopted, the astrology, the horoscopes, read a bunch of nonsense, like Venus is my Roman goddess, she sees us through the problems, that’s fear ‘cuz out here Venus is from Compton!”

First Ladii Flamez defeats Viixen The Assassin


Recap: Fire battle between the versatile/punch-heavy Viixen the Assassin and a gun/wordplay-lit First Ladii Flamez ends up–after the two split the first two rounds (Flamez taking the 1st round, while Viixen edged the 2nd)–with a turned up Flamez saving her best round of the night with a resounding 3rd, a turn that saw the Richmond, VA, spitter shine throughout with top-notch lyrical efficiency that spouted haymaker after haymaker via gritty stylings, an effective change in cadence and piercing personals/punchlines to beat back another dope and angle-lit round from the Assassin, however this time with no kiss on the cheek necessary.

Verdict: First Ladii Flamez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: First Ladii Flamez – “Kindergarten vibe…I don;t draw nuthin’ but large 9’s!”

DNA defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: DNA returns to battle rap after a long hiatus and delivers what you’d expect from ‘The Champ’, a consistently spicy, thorough, name flip-savvy, political/racial-centric, punch-heavy, talking too to Viixen The Assassin, who while showing up with 3 aggressive, momentous at times, wordplay/personal-lit and boastful turns, wandered into a couple of dry spots and a slip-up or two here and there, especially during the 1st and 3rd (which we’ll call a debatable due to so many indirect bars from DNA, tho overall it was still stellar) rounds. For DNA, who may be a victim of some reverse sexism due to the polls on the app of this URL Kings vs. Queens battle, it’s an impressive win nonetheless.

Verdict: DNA (W) 2-1

Favorite line: DNA – “When we walk in the room, notice they get to staring, I told the culture they don’t deserve me, this the closest I’m a get to Karen!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats C Bri The Lyricist

Recap: Viixen The Assassin solidifies her ‘Queen of the Midwest’ title with an absolutely brutal takedown of fellow Milwaukeen C Bri The Lyricist here in this 1-rounder from UBL Midwest. The aggressive lite-skin vet staying busy with a spicy palette of stifling punchlines, head-ringing performance bars, boastful barbs, hitting gun bars/wordplay and forceful vet talk towards a ‘newbie’ who recently went viral for all the wrong reasons. After her 8-plus minute onslaught, an emotional Viixen’s night would be capped by an overwhelmed C Bri choking away her round and the battle less than a minute in.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “Just ‘cuz I’m light skinned don’t mean I understand what a pig meant [pigment]!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Jade

Recap: From Superior Entertainment Arena, Jade’s fiery gun bars make for plenty of damage throughout her turn. But in this close, Coronavirus 1-rounder, a more versatile, direct and personal-lit Viixen The Assassin scores the win.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “Karrine Steffans, this vixen could write a book on all the bodies I caught!”

Viixen The Assasin defeats Taylor J

Recap: Lots of lyrical swordsmanship, braggadocios darts and adept punchlines in this fiery and competitive P.G. battle between Viixen The Assasin and Taylor J. The veteran Viixen, sharp with the name flips, hardbody with the heat/mayhem and nice with the personals came with it for all 3 rounds. But Taylor J, a wordplay feen who also brought with her plenty of deft metaphors and witty barbs stayed in there with some fire punches throughout the battle. Thus 3 close rounds, but outside of a debatable 2nd, with one or two more haymakers in both the 1st and 3rd rounds, Viiven gets the edge here.

Verdict: Viixen The Assasin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assasin – “I been bar heavy, I been controlling a room full of bitches…before R. Kelly!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Hefner Charming

Recap: A series of nifty punchlines laced with a gang of sexual innuenndo’s (amongst other things) make for a solid effort by Hefner Charming. But in this 1-rounder versus Viixen Teh Assassin, the Wisconsin battler’s hardbody punchlines, piercing name flips, flexing gun bars and hard-hitting personals prove to be too much for her oddly named opponent.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “They turned you in so I could eat, this dude a lunch ticket, I’ll beat him till the gun got a white girl body…the butt missing!”

Coffee Brown defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: Spitfire, aggressive, performance-lit and bar-heavy 1-round battle between Viixen The Assassin and Coffee Brown from Black Ice is drenched with plenty of mayhem, hot punches, sizzling wordplay and stifling gun bars from both ladies. A close one with both battlers on their crowd-pleasing A-game, it’s one too many dry spots and predictable name flips from Viixen as well as a more consistently spicy and set-up fly Coffee that allows the latter to edge this one.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I came in a problem bitch, you gonna have the same shit trying to leave this place, I get to gun-butting a bitch till pieces of the stick poking out her head like white Jesus face!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Meatrice

Recap: Dope, 1-rounder from Black Ice Cartel sees Cleveland emcee Meatrice deliver a variety of piercing punchlines that ranged from funny to hardbody to personal. Yet while stretching the limits on name flip overload, but still taking advantage of her opponent’s moniker with spicy bar after bar to go with some witty personals and plenty of bruising punches, a more haymaker-lit Viixen The Assassin gets the win here.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “The gang said give her a chance Vix, she might be hot, boy Rice better come with everything, food at a Chinese spot!”

Showstoppa defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: In this competitive 1-rounder from Black Ice Cartel, despite a boatload of fiery punchlines, festive gun bars and manhood mocking personals from Viixen The Assassin, one too many dry spots from Viixen and a more consistently wordplay-heavy/witty/personal punch game by Showstoppa gets Show the win.

Verdict: Showstoppa (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Showstoppa – “And if I hit, the gang hit…it’s a party and we in this bitch!”

Nina Cruzae defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: Delivering a talking too towards her opponent via a handful of fire schemes, but also mixing in some nifty punchlines and well-dressed personals along the way, Nina Cruzae takes the 1st and 3rd rounds from a competitive throughout and punch/name flip-spazzing at times, but one-too-many dry spots having Viixen The Assassin to edge this 3-rounder from S.E.A.

Verdict: Nina Cruzae (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Nina Cruzae – “How you gonna out real life bar a bitch who mother birthed her in prison?!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Don LadyII

Recap: Nice, competitive QOTR punch-fest here between Don LadyII and Viixen The Assassin was close for all 3 rounds. But with Viixen registering more blistering gun bars, salacious personals/wordplay, dope 4-bar set-ups all the while edging it on haymakers in each round, it’s a well-earned 30 for the Assassin.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “Catch you with a group of friends, bitch you know I’ll still murk you, think That 70’s Show…’cuz Don will get smoked in a circle!”

Robyn Bankz defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: From Philly’s Krack City Battle League, relative unknown Robyn Bankz uses a biting fleet of hardbody punchlines, witty/piercing personals, racial burners and rigid name flips to take the opening rounds of this 3-rounder and pull off a minor upset over a mostly modest punching Viixen The Assassin.

Verdict: Robyn Bankz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Robyn Bankz – “What you gonna say? I’m just another bird from Jersey or question whether I’m tough, like your words could hurt me?, well I’ll drive to Wisconsin with two birds from Jersey, couple of ratchets in Milwaukee…Laverne and Shirley!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Tia. S

Recap: Frequent bar-fest here between Tia. S and Viixen The Assassin goes the Milwaukee emcee’s way after a debatable round 1, as the more versatile and consistently hitting Viixen (despite a pretty solid effort from Tia) unleashes a wide array of witty/head-ringing personals, rigid name flips, fierce punchlines and a sublime gun bar game that carried her to wins in both round’s 2 plus 3 on her way to a victory on the QOTR stage.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “See the problem that you’re boring, that’s on the business end, lead in her mouth like she drink in Flint, Michigan!”

Viixen the Assassin defeats Bonnie Godiva

Recap: It’s an easy body for Viixen the Assassin as despite being given every chance to get her groove back, an unprepared Bonnie Godiva repeatedly stumbles, forgets her written’s and lamely attempts to freestyle before finally choking. For Viixen all that was left was getting through her round, which she impressively does, dishing delicious personals, infinite wordplay and piercing punchlines in this one-rounder from Go Hard or Go Home Battle League.

Verdict:  Viixen the Assassin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Viixen the Assassin -“So tonight, let’s make this a clean fight, send her hoem with something to talk about…she getting hit with a bragging right!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Precyse Da Assassin

Recap: Precyse Da Assassin lands some hot punches/personals here and there. But in this Bosschick Battle League bout for the ‘Assassin’ name, an off-tilt delivery and way too many pedestrian bars from Precyse to go along with a Viixen The Assassin who was on her A-game from jump with a gritty fleet of piercing punchlines, witty/bruising personals, righteous heaters and rigid name flips throughout the match, gives the Wisconsin battler a scorching 3-0.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “Now they said Precyse Top 5 off of looks alone, well bitch stare at me wrong and I’m giving your top 5 off oa ya looks alone!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Ms. Miami

Recap: From MeleeTV/URL, Ms Miami’s gritty punches kept things competitive, but in one the best, punch-lit performances we’ve seen from her to date, Viixen The Assassin’s steadily spicy bars (mixed in with some fiery gun bars and dope 4-bar set-ups) over the course of 3 rounds gives the Milwaukee emcee a well-earned 30.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “In Milwaukee, you gonna show some respect, everybody wanna be the Queen on the card until they Decked!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Jada Raye

Recap: Never afraid to use her physical attributes to score a punchline or two, but better yet forever aggressive and brazen with the heat, wordplay and personals, after getting edged in round 1 by a punch-heavier Jada Raye, Viixen The Assassin stays consistent with the piercing punches in the latter rounds, all the while scoring more haymakers to comeback and get the win in this 3-rounder from Black Ice Cartel.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “You the type of bitch, you talk about people kids and shit, cool I’ll pop another baby out, you mad I have kids, you swallow yours…you like to take easy way out!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Morawsha

Recap: From MeleeTV, Viixen The Assassin uses a gang of scathing personals, piercing punchlines, boastful barbs and persistent mayhem to take the first couple of rounds for the win over a raucous and punch-heavy at times, but couldn’t put it all together till the 3rd Morawsha.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “A thug from Kansas? that shit sound odd, the only bitch from Kansas I know is Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz!”

Dutchess defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: More witty and stifling with the personals, in lieu of a pretty even punchfest overall, Dutchess delivers just enough rugged schemes to edge the deciding 3rd round and win this competitive BarzN BraStrapz matchup versus Viixen The Assassin.

Verdict: Dutchess (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Dutchess –  “Yeah, her ass nice but her tits sag, tell her step her bra’s [bars] up!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Ash Cash

Recap: Well, at least Ash Cash’s hair looked really nice. Sporting some fire wordplay, a bunch of biting personals, piercing punchlines/boastful barbs and of course, helped too by the notoriously forgetful Ash Cash’s usual assortment of slip-ups and chokes, Viixen The Assassin gets an easy 30 in this 3-rounder from Barz N Brastrapz.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “You want to be a star so bad but you still got bum-bitch tendencies, how you expect to have the whole package when you lacking delivery!?”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Yodi Slim



Recap: Despite meeting her match when to comes to loud and boisterous hardbody stylings here versus Yodi Slim (who’s bars were also replete with plenty of racial burns), Viixen The Assassin adds some wit to her usual m.o. of gritty raps and with a way more steady mix of piercing punches, handily takes this 1-rounder from GHOGH|URLTV|MeleeTV.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “They told me chill out, stop fighting, you too pretty Viix, but I’m just trying to be on World Star, “Pretty Bitch Knocks Out Nigger Bitch!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Lady Caution

Recap: Both Viixen The Assassin and Lady Caution keep it competitive while bringing out the fiery gun bars, frequent mayhem and hardbody punches for this 3-round QOTR “Sparring Sessions” battle. But outside of a debatable 2nd round, the more consistently spicy and simile-rich Viixen takes rounds 1 and 3 for the win.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “If that red beam on than I’m aiming to kill, you ever meet a mean white bitch?, well tonight I’m Cruella Deville!”

Viixen The Assassin defeats Gucci Top Model

Recap: Delivering a large plate of vivid mayhem to go along with some nasty punchlines/names flips, Viixen The Assassin takes the first couple of rounds of this 3-round, Bras N Barstrapz battle for the win before the hardbody rhymes of Gucci Top Model spruce up enough spice to take the 3rd.

Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “And your career will prove it, you could play this game forever but still end up with no rings like Pat Ewing!”

Phara Funeral defeats Viixen The Assassin

Recap: Both Viixen The Assassin and Phara Funeral bring a gang of assorted mayhem in this fiery 1-rounder from G.H.O.G.H. Battle League. But a smoother flow plus a series of piercing schemes, righteous 4-bar set-ups, ringing gun bar sound effects and braggadocios punchlines by Phara gives Ms. Funeral the win.

Verdict: Phara Funeral (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Phara Funeral – “I’m a Trini girl, yeah my dad was a Rasta, but they I’m Italian ‘cuz I stay with them shells and I ain’t talking about that pasta!”

Viixen The Assassin and Nate The Great [TIE]

Recap: First, gotta say that the reactions from the woman on the left of the screen with the big earrings, while these two spit their bars was priceless (I’m guessing this was her first time at a rap battle). Secondly, competitive, salacious and punch-heavy 2-rounder here between Nate The Great and Viixen The Assassin made this one a goodie. Lastly, ummm yeah, Viixen got sort of robbed by the judges here as her loud but versatile,  (“He look like the little boy off Stuart Little…all grown up!”) personal-savvy, mayhem-rich and more haymaker-lit turn got her a clear win in round 1 before Nate upped his bar efficiency with some scathing raps of his own to come back and take round 2.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Nate The Great – “I’m a make this ho cry and her brain swell when I punch her in both eyes like how her name spelled!”