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Danny Myers defeats Jose Cuervo

Recap: Even the repeated shots at his opponent’s girl never gets old as a highly on-point Danny Myers uses a host of fiery punchlines, astute name flips, raucous gun bars and boastful/visceral darts to take this 3-round battle from Iron Mouth Battles over a solid overall, but too hit-n-miss (esp. with the wordplay as opposed to his punches) Jose Cuervo.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Danny Myers –  “In the back of my mind, I always wanted to fuck with pussy…like a 3rd cousin!”