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Ill Will defeats Fire Da Misfit

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Recap: Making his debut on Verbal War Zone over a trio of spicy beats against a clearly faded Fire da Misfit (hence all that overt aggression throughout the battle), when he wasn’t disrespecting his opponent’s birthday, Ill Will stays in tune with just enough gritty punchlines/jokes as well as a helping hand from FDM cutting both of his opening rounds short to get the win before FDM handily took the 3rd over an expeditious Will who by then almost certainly just wanted to get the battle over with.

Verdict: Ill Will (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ill Will – “Doper than that shit that ignited wars in Nicaragua, man I ain’t trying to fuck your bitch, I wanna meet your mama!”

Fire Da Misfit defeats Chess

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Recap: Can it get any worse for Chess? Stumbling left and right and choking all three rounds during this Verbal War Zone battle over beats against Fire Da Misfit, who amazingly enough anticipated, over and over again, that his opponent would in fact choke. Still, for all of Chess’ miscues, FDM can still take pride in the fact that his dope cadence, fiery bully bars, stifling performance and rapid punchline pedigree were all so nice that no one could certainly blame him for ‘ruining’ any footage. But damn if Chess’ skill set hasn’t fallen so much that you start to wonder if he’ll ever get it back.

Verdict: Fire Da Misfit (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Fire Da Misfit – “That’s cool, let me show you how my hood do, the .50 give you the ‘L’ like Roman numerals!”