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Chef Trez defeats Young Smurf

Recap: Once again Chef Trez makes it look easy, running circles around an inconsistent and to put it blunt, overwhelmed Young Smurf with spitfire punches, fiery set-ups, witty personals and of course, a handful of dope freestyles and rebuttals that warranted a few shirt pull-ups from the back from host Miltown Bloe.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez -“Everybody running off on the plug….I just pull them bitches!”

Young Kannon defeats Young Smurf

Recap: For all his confidence, name (“The second part of his name is the only time you see Kannon with a ‘k’!”) flips, elongated rounds, taking his jacket on and off and spazzing hard enough to garner a few moments here and there, Young Smurf’s overall repertoire fails to withstand a much nicer combo of eccentric gun bars, jaunty (“You weak nigger, I ain’t even gotta compete with’cha, I’ll just let the kick light up a dummy, that’s 3 Ninja’s!”) wordplay and ill personals from Young Kannon.

Verdict: Young Kannon (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Young Kannon – “Time for the whipping now, my click with the shit’s bring the pistol’s out, take a different route and the whole family’s on it like the Simpson’s couch!”