Recap: Tre Mega displays some talent (that scheme of Rosenberg Raw was in high school was actually funny at the beginning) but with angles that were literally all over the place, a couple of slip-ups and jokes that were hit and miss, he stood zero chance of winning against Rosenberg Raw’s way more gritty (“And I keep the steel, call me Metal Man, red dots all on you, you the Freckle Man!”) bully bars and potent sport flips.
Verdict: Rosenberg Raw (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Rosenberg Raw – “I gave you this battle for cheap, that’s what I’m angry for, y’all got True Religion jeans versus this Bret Favre Wrangler boy!”
