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QP (Qleen Paper) defeats Kloud MkBreeze

Recap: For some reason Kloud MkBreeze saves, by far his best round, for the last round with a wicked combo of stifling (“He want y’all to call him Qleen Paper, in Detroit they call you ‘Tell Something!'”) punchlines and literal off-the-dome haymakers. Too bad MkBreeze’s late battle hysterics and early rounds hibernation works in favor of Qleen Paper (who might want to think about ditching the oft-sloppy solo endeavors for some two-on-two with new PNC QP) as he had just enough (“All this talk about how you dumping it please, I’ll put this nigga in a bag like I’m done with the leaves”, “Chrome to his back, because behind every Kloud [cloud] is a silver lining”) ‘light bars’ to edge rounds the first two rounds, overcome an ill-prepared 3rd round and basically survive with just enough air left in the tank for the win.

Verdict: QP (Qleen Paper) (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kloud Mkbreeze – “You know how I know now only are you a bitch-ass nigga, but you’s a dumb nigga?, because you got sonned by a S.O.N. nigga then joined his fucking team, so that mean you got jumped in by one nigga”