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Charron defeats Krome

Recap: Back in his hometown of Ottawa, Ontario, Charron more than delivers for the fans with 3 elongated, but superb rounds of fiery punchlines, deep-rooted personals, gripping gun bars in the form of alter-ego Billy Pistols, witty barbs, fire rebuttals and some sizzling shots at his opponent Krome’s city of Montreal. And while Krome kept things competitive throughout the battle with his own darts of righteous personals and fierce/clever, aggressive punches, Charron’s more versatile and potent showing would give him the edge in all 3 rounds.

Verdict: Charron (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Charron – “Talking about the Tinder app, that’s pretty likely dude, this battle is like your Tinder profile…nothing’s going RIGHT for you!”

Chilla Jones defeats Krome

Recap: In this 3-rounder from KOTD, a (“The .45 bullet a big rocket, arm extended, shit’s brolic, but he ain’t see me reach for it like a pick-pocket!”) punch-heavy and a little more consistent Krome takes round 1, before Chilla Jones wakes up and styles on his opponent, using solid schemes, jaunty punchlines, vet mode (“How is your crew ahead of us, when we’re the designated drivers, I mean we brought you to this party so you could get a buzz!”) set-ups, salacious name flips and even a few freestyles/rebuttals to turn things around. take the latter two rounds and garner the win.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chilla Jones – “I’m foul and I’m flagrant too, so let your team know, you’ll get smacked after the battle, bitch I’m in beast mode!”

Krome and Anubis [DEBATABLE]

Recap: After a debatable 1st and a lethargic 2nd that saw him fall behind the (“When the arm extends, y’all get touched is what I’m getting to, turn the Zoo Faculty into the Petting zoo!”), personal/punch-heavy Krome, despite a near choke towards the end, Anubis’ mostly hot 3rd is just enough to edge the final round and get a tie.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Anubis – “You an electronic cigarette, you don’t want smoke for real!”

JC defeats Krome

Recap: Fire battle with plenty of salacious bars from both (“I got bars you couldn’t touch on a new Mac book!”) JC and (“Listen pussy, just ‘cuz I don’t got a gun on my waist, don’t mean I ain’t come with something, white boy got the strap on the ankle like I’m bungee-jumping!”) Krome from DMS Battle Ring stays competitive throughout. Still, it’s the kid JC who uses a roundhouse of dizzying wordplay and festive guns bars to take rounds 1 and 2, before surviving an extra-crazy (“They want respect, but rarely beat the kid like white parents!”) 3rd from Krome, who definitely held his own here.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “Y’all know why I’m here, right?, to leave his top dirty, Glock 30, head rocking like a night at the Roxbury!”

DNA defeats Krome

Recap: Dope 1-rounder from Montreal’s DMS Battle League sees the slightly more haymaker-lit DNA use a gang of spicy name flips and hard-hitting punchlines to get by a pretty solid punching effort from local battler Krome.

Verdict: DNA (W) 1-0

Favorite line: DNA – “See, Krome his own man, but I’m a spank him either way, you think you could beat a nigger from the X, why when you was made by DNA!”