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40 B.A.R.R.S. defeats PC

Recap: For the record, anyone who’s followed 40 B.A.R.R.S battle rap career knows full well what a huge fanbase she has. And that’s all and good as she’s earned that. But just to show how ridiculous Comment sections can be, skim through almost any one of 40 battle’s that doesn’t include her Jaz battle and you’d swear that 40 has never lost a round in her life. Yeah, they’re pretty insane. That said, a personal-lit and more condensed PC manages to edge round 1 of this Bullpen battle before 40 comes through with a snapping, haymaker/wordplay-lit round 2 (i.e. classic) to even things up. 3rd round was another punch-fest, but shortened on each side. Yet, while PC made the case for writing shortened turn’s with his opening round, a dope rebuttal to start off her 3rd and a slightly punch-heavier turn by 40 anyway, helps the Boston emcee offset almost choking away her final round and gaining the win..

Verdict: 40 B.A.R.R.S. (W) 2-1

Favorite line: 40 B.A.R.R.S. – “I ain’t even come with 3 rounds, I figured I’d hit him with two by four and that would make this a bar, bitch!”

PC defeats B. Magic

Recap: He may be a slow puncher, but PC’s bars can still land with stifling effect, As he shows here in this Bullpen Battle League matchup against a B Magic who started off hot but struggled with his flow for the latter half of his turn, PC’s consistently measured gun bars and unhurried punches still packed enough heat to earn the win.

Verdict: PC (W) 1-0

Favorite line: PC – “Clip ’bout as long as the Pledge of Allegiance, the irony I gotta stand for it!”

Ty Law defeats PC

Recap: Another exhilarating battle brought to you from Bullpen Battle League with Ty Law and relative newcomer PC going toe to toe with animated punchlines, fiending wordplay, flexing gun bars and exorbitant performance lines throughout. However, after splitting  (Ty Law: “I bet they don’t catch it like a Bonecrusher stage dive!”; PC: “You act like you some type of thug or something, well I’m 9-tre —, disrespect my blood and you’ll catch a slug or something, I told my relatives at the last family reunion they better not call me cuz [’cause] for nuthin!” ) the first couple of rounds, it’s Law who proves to have the most stamina, with a more (“I’ll PC this nigga, remember?, proceed with caution, pussy chill, protect ya chest or the police will chalk him!”) condensed and solid round that easily takes out what was a mixed and at times, lethargic turn by his opponent.

Verdict: Ty Law (W) 2-1

Favorite line:  Ty Law – “You pussy as Cortez, have ya people crying, kill them for nothing like when they popped Cornbread!”

M. Ciddy defeats P.C.

Recap: P.C. lands a few (“I’ll give one hundred like Newports, I clutch pounds, when that cig smoke, your wig’s open, I don’t bust down”) punches against M. Ciddy in this Grind Time battle. But overall his way-too-slow, jaunty style leaves for too many lulls while including a choke that takes away any chance for him to stand up against Ciddy’s relentless punch (“Magazines that’s XXL, got bodies like eye candy”) game.

Verdict: M. Ciddy (W) 3-0

Favorite line: M. Ciddy – “Against Ciddy, it’s 4 plus 4 [.44] on the ceiling, you getting 8 [ate] up”

PC and John John da Don [DEBATABLE]

Recap: Pretty close 3-rounder from Grind Time with John John da Don facing off against PC in a battle that came with your usual assortment of festive (JJDD: “Top gonna crack when the rocket snap, I’ll blow his eyes from the spine, make him watch his back!”) gun bars, rugged boasts, solid punchlines and casual name flips. And while both battlers were prone for filler here and there, with the best bar of the round PC took a very close 1s, before a punch-heavier JJDD edged the 2nd round. The deciding 3rd round, even in length, was pretty mediocre on both sides with very little on the haymakers. making this one a draw.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: PC – “Don’t hype him up, get him souped like Wan Tan, I’ll pull the shotty and have him smelling like a porta potty, that’s the definition of a john, John!”