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Reepah Rell defeats Gutta

Recap: Able to confound his opponent with a dizzying array of repeatedly dope punchlines, stirring (“First he get a clip from the old ratchets…that’s Golden Girls!”) ‘old head bars’ and some crazy wordplay, for two rounds anyway, Reepah Rell takes advantage of his Gutta’s, at times nice, but way…too…slow…to…arrive punches and score a near 3-0, before Gutta’s distinct (“See, right now we on real nigga time and that’s…well past your curfew!”) comeuppance in the last round saves him from a very unpleasant return to the URL stage.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “I’m two-faced right?, so you was dead as soon as the coin flipped!”