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Reepah Rell defeats Glueazy

Recap: This here is just how you like your PG’s–a fire and competitive battle from both sides that makes it hard to pick a winner. But a tighter flow and an edge on (“I’m a grimy cracker, pants sagging like a 90’s rapper!”) haymakers gives the gun-bar stalwart Glueazy round one, despite Reepah Rell possibly having the best bar of the round. Both battlers again stay (Glueazy: “I’m nice with it, I pull bitches like I’m light-skinned!”) consistently nice in round 2, but more points for Reepah for a more diverse turn that featured some filthy (“I hate this, now y’all gonna see a bald head pop, Everybody Hates Chris!”) wordplay, a richer performance, ill personals and potent set-ups. Tied going into the 3rd, one can’t help but note how Glueazy will often talk about his opponent’s bringing race angles into battle, but often be the first to do it himself….hmmm??? And that’s a little ironic when taking into account Reepah going there a handful of times in round 3, but also flexing with steely pontifications and fiery (“Ball raisers on the block?!, Please!!!, these nigga’s here fronting, he look like he spend his days chewing tobacco and deer hunting!”) punchlines to edge the round over a solid (“White boy, but the block love me, you Golddust, outside this ring, ya pop’s Dusty!”), but not-quite-as-nice turn by Glueazy.

Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “I’m up in the kid’s room, if I grip the K, I’m shooting all the kids at the same time…that’s Picture Day!”