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Tay Roc defeats C3

Recap: Normally battling dudes, Tay Roc steps away from the testosterone to have some fun with C3 on the Queen of the Ring stage. Round 1 is all Roc, literally getting mean with it through the use of too cold (“You’re not a bitch, you look like a man, let’s fight, I brought a strap, y’all better hope this tran’s vest tight [transvestite]”) personals, vicious gun bars and sick (“Real rap bitch, watch your mouth, don’t think Roc is ya friend, if I hear the wrong bar B [Barbie], you’ll end up in a box with’cha kin [Ken]!”) punchlines that easily took out an alright and too drenched with elongated set-ups turn by C3. Showing off his versatility in the second round, Roc steps away from the personals and switches it up for mostly name flips and it works what with Roc’s consistently aggressive flow now backed up by repeated (“The first bitch run up on me looking like a nigga?!, she gets it, the shit kick like a horse, it’ll go upside C biscuit! [Seabiscuit]”; “Bitch you don’t want none of this shit, keep talking, the clip a retired Crip, it’ll stop C walking!”) epithets that landed and got Tay another round. Last round featured another solid (“Roc the type to go in your pussy hole with a pocket knife!”) round by Roc versus what was easily C3’s best round what with more consistently fiery wordplay, queasy jokes and a DC (“Or maybe you just want the woman to pull out that Hawk man [Hawkman], for every need I got him, but Babs I don’t know you even invited him, like he could adjust [to] this league, this DC nigga a comic!”) comic scheme that scored. Still, for all of C3’s style points in the last round, it wasn’t quite enough to overcome Roc’s overall uniformity and bar quotient to avoid the 3-0.

Verdict: Tay Roc (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Tay Roc – “Bitch, you should focus more on being ladylike, you look like the lazy type, that don’t bathe, you wash up at the sink, with no soap, you just using baby wipes!”