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Jeffrey defeats Uno Lavoz

Recap: When two of the wittiest battle rappers in the biz show up for match, one would expect a laughfest. Too bad, in this 3-round battle from KOTD, only Jeffrey showed up. Scoring at will with rapid (“I scooped his honey up like Winnie the Pooh!”) personals, a plethora of dick jokes and race quips, the plainest named rapper in the game easily beats back a mostly unprepared bag of pedestrian freestyles and wearisome raps from Uno Lavoz.

Verdict: Jeffrey (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jeffrey – “Now the caption gonna say 48 hours notice when I’m spitting this online, ‘cuz I just delivered a box in two days like Amazon Prime!”