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B. Magic defeats Scripts

Recap: B-Magic uses rapid (“blind porn star, you don’t know who you fucking with”) punchlines, witty wordplay, jokes (“I will beat the F word outta this piece of S word”) and a couple of haymakers to take out Scripts, who while definitely representing (that “beat him the fuck up that’s what I do to a rookie, fist fuck your pregnant girl and give your kid a noogie” line was extra mean and the Middle East scheme was short and sweet), just didn’t have enough artillery to win a round here.

Verdict: B-Magic (W) 3-0

Favorite line: B-Magic – “Beat your face till I need Scripts for the wrist pain”