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Yung Ill defeats Fresco

Recap: Close battle. This despite Fresco losing to his water bottle and some ill Young Ill bars in round one. With Fresco easily winning the 3rd, it comes down to round two, which saw Fresco start slow, but pick it up with a wicked Paul Walker line and some Jew jokes–overall an alright round that could’ve been better if it wasn’t drenched in filler. Yung Ill’s 2nd round wasn’t that great either, but with bars that were more direct (“I’m still that young black boy the public school systems tried to neglect, you that college kid that corporate America didn’t accept”), authentic (“You dressing like a Forever21 model”) and potent, Ill just did enough to win.

Verdict: Yung Ill (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Fresco – “Now his wifey suck me off while I grab the controller, I ain’t asking for no head I just casually told her, then I hit it from the back while I’m grabbing her shoulders, dropped my kids off then leave thanks for having me over”