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E-Hart defeats Gattas

Synopsis: Wow. No surprise to see E Hart put on her usual clinic: gritty line after line, mean schemes (“Nom4 I’m watching, the shit was a shame, crowd went crazy for your nonsense, the shit gotta change, that Tomb Raider thing was cool but it was lame, because Lara Croft was never the first bitch in the game”), grown-ass woman bars that’ll leave you shook, etc. But this battle will probably be more remembered for Gattas putting on her worse show ever, from constantly letting the crowd get to her (and they weren’t even that bad), weak bars, little to no performance, a slip-up and on top of that a choke–name your worst female battler and it’s almost like they over Gattas’ body for 3 rounds here.

Verdict: E-Hart (W) 3-0

Best line: E-Hart – “On any given day shooters getting patient with that thing, yunno calm, mellow (Carmelo) just waiting for that ring”