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Stylez defeats Steams

Recap: So what if he seems to be another PG battler built in the mold of Tsu Surf, as seen here Stylez’ still got plenty heat for that ass. Against the ever competitive (“Fabio, No!, I’mma pop the bottle like ENJ and put styles on you…”) Steams, newcomer Styles displays a roundhouse of hard-hitting bars with confident (“This ass-whooping worse than a booking, I don’t fear Steams, open the window while I cook him, I’ll air Steams!”) swag and precise execution. Steams stayed in the match (“Tell bird chest I’m bringing the eagle so put that hawk away”) through the 2nd round, but some late stumbles and Steams continued dope personals, punchlines and schemes was just too much to overcome.

Verdict: Stylez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Styles – “Slightly after a few battles Steams and Prezzy was buzzing, [till] I let this llama bake and a sucka relate like first cousins”