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Bangz defeats Uno Lavos

Recap: Witty bars, jokes, wordplay, some freestyles and even a rebuttal or two…it’s all to be expected in a battle between a couple of chamelons like (…it’s two straps coming over the shoulder, like better safe than sorry!”; “…because as soon as you try angles, you’ll get the .9 in the middle!”) Bangz and (“This round coming off from the finger, that’s an angry wife!”; “I want a percentage of everything you make until you switch trends, I want my money to grow here [hair] so I cut Bangz [bangs] off if he don’t split ends!”) Uno Lavoz. But after drawing pretty even in the first couple of rounds, a short, slip-up prone 3rd round by Uno allows Bangz the opportunity to dish a solid and clean turn for the win.

Verdict: Bangz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Bangz – “Wack is something that I ain’t never been, I’ll have a shell move into his body [what’s that?] let it settle in!”