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Rum Nitty defeats Ratchet

Recap: After getting overmatched by some wild gun bars, spicy (“I’ll hit the stage and wig off on a Ratchet like a Springer fight!) name flips and loud shiners in round 1, a supposed grudge match between Rum Nitty and Ratchet seems like it’ll be an easy win the 4th Quarter rapper. But to Ratchet’s credit, after a pretty pedestrian 1st, he steps it up in the latter rounds with some nice (“I’ll stand there, broad day, letting it ring like missed calls!”) shiners/wordplay to make things competitive. Still, what with Nitty’s pen staying staunchly consistent in the 2nd round, the match is already settled before Ratchet can bounce for a debatable 3rd.

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “Direct shit hit him, he’s getting more than grazed, try to run the medal popping off liek Forest leg’s!”