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Krillz defeats Fettuccine20

Recap: After New Jersey’s Krillz dishes some hot (“So go ahead nigga, pop shit, I give a fuck what you got in store, I’ll [waves are to make like a punch] steal fettuccine, I’m trying to shoplift!”) punches to easily take round one, a more fiery (“Look at you, trying to figure out if I’m a really split ya shit, you fucking right [write] I [a] will, then ya fam gonna have to split ya shit!”) Fettuccine20 is well on his way his way to evening things up before he surprising slips-up twice and eventually chokes in round 2. From there, all that’s left is saving himself from an embarrassing 3-0, which Fetticcine manages to do with a more solid and consistent last round.

Verdict: Krillz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Krillz – “Fuck the jokes, ‘cuz I’ll put these hands to ya face, like Macaulay Culkin!”