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Glueazy defeats Bedaffi Green



Recap: Fire battle between (“See, tonight you came out to try for for Smack White, but white came to smack you back!”) Glueazy and (“Smack gave him that shot, he about to shit on it, think Rich Homie, that’ll tribute to you on stage, fucking up a BIG moment!”) Bedaffi Green definitively comes to the 2nd round, as an equally solid turn by both parties warrants going either way in rounds 1 and 3. However, it’s the mid-round that saw Glu, in particular stand out, dropping a steady barrage of (“I’ll put a blanket on Green, like I’m picnic in the park!”; “The hammer squeeze, it’s anti-freeze, I’ll pop ya top and have green pouring out!”) haymakers that easily thwarted an pretty solid, but not-nearly-as-nice round from Mr. Green, who altogether despite losing this one, still displayed enough variety with the bars, performance (“The machine got a mind of its own, my sub conscious!”) creed and entertainment value to earn another shot at making the URL roster.

Verdict: Glueazy (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Glueazy – “Second battle back on Smack, I’m a kill something, with these guns I’ll black boy, now watch a cracker raise two of ’em…I’m Phil Drummond!”