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Big Kannon defeats Jay Rell

Recap: In light of a fight almost breaking out here in this matchup between Big Kannon and Jay Rell, it makes sense that their apparent real-life dislike for each other would warrant them both writing so many personals prior to their battle. Still, while Rell’s requisite fat jokes were (“Why, every time you bake food, you caress the oven?”) pretty funny at times, Kannon with a wider realm of more creative personals along with potent schemes, a slightly more cohesive flow and nasty (“I sized you up, and you know what?, I understand why the fans do not respond, nigga, because it’s Harry Potter, you can’t say nothing magical without Duwang, nigga!”) punchlines, managed to edge the latter two rounds after a debatable 1st, to get the win.

Verdict: Big Kannon (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Big Kannon – “And your style…nothing’s changed, I mean I know exactly what you’ll say, ‘Kannon, you have a wide and disgusting frame’, I’m only mocking Jay before he gets into the Hunger Games!”