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Joe defeats Holmzie Da God

Recap: No easy winner here as both the fiery (“If we fight, you’ll probably fuck me up bro, look like you got some heavy ass hands…nah, I was kidding Holmzes [homes] Neverland Ranch!”) , name flips and back-to-back-to-back punches of Joe and the slower build-ups, but just as nasty schemes as well as real street/gutta lines from Holmzie Da God keep things competitive throughout this PG matchup on the URL stage. Joe gets things off to a quick start right away with spicy (“You got a kid?, I’ll put a father in a box, that’s my confession!”) haymakers that not only had the crowd wilding, but a more consistently fierce go-around that was able to beat back a very (“Silencer on the gun and I put it right on the nose like the proper way to say it!”) solid turn by Holmzie. Round two was more of the same from both battlers, confidently dishing their lines with even aggression and potency. However, for all of Holmzie’s (“When I was 20, I was the youngest nigga in my cell, 3 Bloods tried to run my hut, my only defense, two fists, some soap and a sock!”) comeuppance in the middle round, a little too much filler along with Joe’s highly animated and crazy Get Out bars that stood out the most to edge the round. Last round was also close, however a slight slip-up from Joe put towards the beginning a dent in what was otherwise a pretty nice (“You gonna spit that black-vs.white shit right?, that’s funny because bar for bar [points at Holmzie] you pale in comparison!”) round altogether, but erstwhile giving a very (“I was told when it’s war, I was told lock on with precision, so y’all won’t know which craft [witchcraft] I’ll use!”) formidable Holmzie the edge.

Verdict: Joe (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Joe – “Y’all seen the movie Get Out?,  He thought it was godo to see a familar face…till I grip the pound!