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Jakkboy Maine defeats Primetime

Recap: Solid turns from both (“You will get snapped on in one round, that’s a hubcap!”) (“Now I would call you a moolie, but you look like some shit I ain’t make up yet!”) Primetime and Jakkboy Maine in this one-rounder from Body Bag Battle League, gets edged by Jakk, who along with a gift for lofty punches and some crazy schemes, came one better when it came to fiery wordplay and overall, a more sporty performance.

Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine -“What, you talking shit because I’m out of town, well I got the pund up in here too, and since I’m the elephant in the room [Boww!], now who in here is a whom?!”