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Chess defeats Tori Doe

Recap: With Tori Doe it’s never really been a question about ability. As Doe’s highlight reel would surely attest to, when the Harlem emcee is on top of her game, she can spit hot punchlines and stinging wordplay with the best of them and that’s probably what earned her this battle with Chess. But what also almost always comes into play with a Tori Doe battle is effort or lack thereof and once again her lack of preparation continues to be her kryptonite as after a flexing, (“Guess I am a dirty little bitch, ‘cuz I’ll [points arm out like gun] get a nigga hit before I let a nigga hit!”) spitfire turn in the 1st round (that only got edged by a more heavy-handed on the punches and condensed turn by her opponent), in what might have been her biggest battle yet, Doe proceeds to let the fans down with a solid, but shortened 2nd round before literally giving up her 3rd round midway in lieu of a minor slip-up. And while Doe disappointed again, a confident, at times belittling (“My gun, just like Tori, mad pretty, but got a nasty bang! to go with it!”), raucous, name flip spazzing, scheme-heavy and flexing with the punchlines throughout Chess just stayed consistently nice with his, scoring a 3-0 in his first intergender match and coming out with nary a scar.

Verdict: Chess (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chess – “I ain’t gonna talk about you aborting your child ‘cuz maybe you just wasn’t ready, but don’t talk like you could son me when you couldn’t even do that for the one in your belly!”