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Jey The Nitewing defeats Real Sikh

Recap: In this 3-rounder from URL/Smack’s Ultimate Madness card, a more condensed Jet The Nitewing’s more intricate punchlines, slick name flips/personals and prideful boasts combine to make quick work of Real Sikh’s hardbody, but not as consistently potent servings, thus giving Nitewing the 30.

Verdict: Jey The Nitewing (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jey The Nitewing – “Either side of the bracket, I only know half these nigger’s and they stick me with the fucking fortune teller, if I wanted my hand read [red] I’d slap these nigger’s!”