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O-Red defeats Uno Lavoz

Recap: Not much to see here and a pretty dead crowd didn’t help things either as Uno Lavoz and O-Red are put together for a matchup that made little sense. First round stands out as the best round as a somewhat hyped O-Red gets off some nice (“Militant, ready for action, let this nigga trip, neck shot, he’ll walk off stage with the Reggie Miller clinch”) performance bars, while for the most part Uno struggles with his angles/bars freestyles and yo mama jokes. Latter rounds sees the crowd get more and more distracted as the combined performance by Red and Uno only gets lamer with a shitload of lackluster (Uno: “I heard you sleeping on me, yeah? Well I’ll put that silencer over your mattress, now that’s your deathbed”) bars and slip-ups. Still, with just enough potent bars and affable wordplay in round two to overcome a throwaway final round and Uno lacking hard in originality or consistency throughout, Red’s gets a dub that he probably won’t be bragging to kids grandkids about.

Verdict: O-Red (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O-Red – “It’s sad you losing your life God and your bae [Bay] watching me”