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O’fficial defeats Jaz The Rapper

Recap: O’fficial’s classic “Cock the Dezzi?, Jaz, you can stop already, pop a gun!?, You too afraid to even pop ya cherry!!!” line gets most of the attention here and deservedly so as its performance, authenticity and execution were extra on point. But after a more consistent O edges the 1st round, what really makes the difference in this battle versus Jaz The Rapper is a spitfire, versatile, personal, witty and punch-crazy 2nd round by O’fficial and what would amount to a couple of lyrically underwhelming turns by her opponent. Indeed, when the gritty, scheme-slinging and wordplay-heavy Jaz we all know would finally show up with a (“How you gonna beat me, O, when (Owen) Hart made you die in the ring?, and after all that, y’all wanted me to be the one she go to?, yeah I battle periodic, but I take bitches out they element, now I gotta get O too (O2)!”) punch-heavy, consistent, angle-rich and personal-spazzing 3rd, the irony of O’fficial getting booed in her 3rd (tho the 2nd half or her turn made up for a subpar 1st half) round probably wasn’t lost on the heads who had Jaz as the heavy favorite going into this battle.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “And if anybody say they’ll fuck Jaz, I’m upset, ‘cuz she built like a 10 year old boy, y’all suspect, she gotta, big-ass head, no titties, ass or hips, and y’all know I would never lie, this bitch is standing here shaped like a lowercase letter ‘i’!