Recap: In this rare battle over beats, both Chef Trez and Bandana Boogie show off their ability to switch up cadence’s and spout rhymes over a variety of popular Hip-Hop rhythm’s from days past. Close throughout with each battler dishing a barrage of rigid braggadocio lines, stinging name flips, spitfire punches and fiery set-ups, it’s a standout 2nd round turn by Trez that edges out the battle when you call the 1st and 3rd debatables.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Old school shooter with revolvers, keep a magnum like your big sister dresser!”
Recap: Houston Bar Code 1-round matchup between Chef Trez and Sire sees a Trez who’s not-quite-on-his-A-game still use some stifling gun bars, fierce punchlines and 3 head-ringing rebuttals to beat back an overall alright, but sometimes lackluster and definitely elongated turn from Sire.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez -“I got a .9 and a .45, I’ll switch the tool, it’s vicious nigger, it is duck-duck-goose, a head tap can lift a nigger!”
Recap: Chef Trez uses salacious gun bars, potent name flips and wicked punchlines to make quick work of a solid, but slip-up prone (and eventually choking) T Dubb O in this 1-rounder from Street Status.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I took real losses, you get it shorty?, I went from ash to a beer belly, I done lost a pack and still had connections with the .40!”
Recap: These two met before, in a Smack/URL matchup a few years ago that Trex won pretty handily. This time around? It’s Chef again, tho a little closer than last time as Dre Dennis scored well with some elite gun bars. But as Trex has shown time and time again, not only can he do dope gun lines, but he can mix it up too with fiery punchlines, fire performance bars and when it comes to personals, some timely wit. That versatility and a more condensed turn, allows Chef to go up 2-0 in this rivalry.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Let him act hood, he’ll get tossed behind the venue, but it’s supposed to be Loud in the back wood!”
Recap: Normally not one to rely too much on the personals, Chef Trez gets busy with plenty of them here and that along with a gang of stinging name flips, fiery punchlines and scattered street missives allows the Chef to score a 30 on a hard-punching at times, but wildly inconsistent Rashaad Miller in this 3-rounder from Houston Underground Rap Battles.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “You fake brother, like your first cousin!”
Recap: You’d think that most objective battle rap fans would put Chess in their Top 10 for best lyricists, as even while struggling so much with his flow here, his overall palette was impeccable. Still, this battle rap and stumbles, slip-ups, chokes…well, they all matter. As they should. And lately, it’s becoming too much of a problem for Chess. And while, some could say that with Chef Trez spazzing, clearly on his A-game while spouting a potent [“…9, .44…Tyrese nigger, what more do you want from me!”) ‘3 of dem things’ in a ridiculous 2nd, I’d say that if not for Chess struggling with his flow at times in the first, he would’ve at least been able to edge the 1st round despite Trez’s opening round (“…he struggling to breathe? [hiccups] sound like I’m in his rounds when he fucking up!”) comeuppance and we would’ve had a tie going into the 3rd as overall, Chess spat slightly better (“30 shooting at homes like Steph playing in the Oracle…I like Trez tho, I know he pussy, but his aura cool [oracle]!”; “Step back or get a wet back [wetback]…immigration!”) bars and showed a little more versatility than his opponent did. Of course, there’s no excuse for Chess choking in the 3rd, a round he probably would’ve lost anyway what with his slow start and yet another (“You speak brave, you from the PJs, you got a lot of lip!”) spitfire turn from Trez. But moving forward I’d still recommend Chess work on shortening his rounds to avoid the slip-ups and let’s definitely not give K-Shine’s constant interruptions a front row seat.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Gun butt him, leave a kid with the shitface…he the seed of Chucky!”
Recap: Once again Chef Trez makes it look easy, running circles around an inconsistent and to put it blunt, overwhelmed Young Smurf with spitfire punches, fiery set-ups, witty personals and of course, a handful of dope freestyles and rebuttals that warranted a few shirt pull-ups from the back from host Miltown Bloe.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez -“Everybody running off on the plug….I just pull them bitches!”
Recap: Dishing a load of dope (“Your bill’s due nigga, looking like real food, health inspector, shut the Chef down when he see what the mill [meal] do!”) name flips and punchlines, Jo Cool proves that he can hang with Chef Trez…for a couple of rounds anyway. Still, not to be intimidated by a nice up-n-comer, a confident Trez stays on his grind, dispensing speakeasy (“Long rifle, I’ll put a sniper to Kool, I got him reminiscing!”) gun bars, steady punches that scored with ease, a nice rebuttal or two and a handful of righteous haymakers to edge the first two rounds before easily overmatching his opponent in the 3rd.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “You have no supporters or a brand, but think you the truth, but on the ceiling spinning, what I’m staying is my fanbase is through the roof!”
Recap: A bit of a weird and a bit of an underwhelming battle here between Prep and Chef Trez. A few rebuttals here and there, but no ‘3 of them things’ from Chef. Prep, despite losing the battle, arguably dishing the best round in a (“…they don’t get why I call them that, man y’all be bugging, Th3 Saga will leave ’em holy, but Jaz just started busting!”) turned-up 3rd. Etc. Etc. Like Prep, once again, just doing too much in round 1 (and even a bit in round 3) and Trez, tho dispensing enough (“Talking about you ain’t trying to go back to where Rich Dollarz at…bitch, you never left!”) room-shakers and rapid punches to edge both round 1 and 2, overall, just seeming like he couldn’t wait to get this battle over with.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Gun to the back of his head, put the machine behind him…like a record deal!”
Recap: In this 3-rounder from Smack/URL, a plethora of weak rebuttals/personals, inconsistent with the heat, a handful of reaches and elongated with his turns, despite a solid (“For his style you just gotta watch movies, to get my shit, you gotta go through something!”) showing overall, a Chef Trez that wasn’t on his A-game throughout the battle makes for an easy vic for a seemingly way more confident, consistent and over-the-top with the punches Rum Nitty. The Arizona spitter flexing hard for 3 well-crafted rounds with sterling name flips, eccentric (“Raise the arm on a Chef if he throwing salt, who the fuck want it!”) gun bars, ill wordplay, fiery personals, a fire rebuttal and spitfire, often back-to-back punchlines to beat back his former Writer’s Bloque brethren and score a well-earned 30.
Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “I barely gotta squeeze to let it off on ya set, ‘cuz the trigger like a hair on a meal…let me talk to the Chef!”
Recap: Two of Southern battle rap’s finest, Ness Lee and Chef Trez, get together on ABR for a competitive 3-rounder that except for Lee’s mostly futile attenpt to match Chef’s rebuttal/freestyle game, stayed close with a gang of hardbody punchlines/name flips, witty barbs, gritty personals, dialed-up machismo fiery gun bars and stifling wordplay from both battlers. Still, helped by the aforementioned off-the-dome theatrics and a little more subdued 3rd round by his opponent, it’s a more punch-lit Trez who takes the deciding final round for the win.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I hope you brought your best shit and some of the craziest Chef flips, but most of the shit you put on display plate been seen before…word to Netflix!”
Recap: If this was Chef Trez with one-day preparation, can you imagine what kind of annihilation he would’ve put down if he had…say, a week instead? Dishing witty rebuttals, dope freestyles and steady-as-you-go (“I dare a nigga try to break in my spot, don’t worry I’m loaded, scope beside the bed, i sleep with an eye open!”) haymakers with ease, for a performance-heavy and gun bar drenched, but not always consistent Barz Major, it’s an in-ya-face tutorial on the fact that they’re levels to this shit.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “But niggers be sleeping on me, but that I got a handle on, every round staid and strong, y’all gonna love what I’m whipping up, I’m like the uncle at the cookout with the sandals on!”
Recap: You expected a spitfire punchfest, but instead JC versus Chef Trez is arguably a classic with each battler bringing their A-game and dropping haymakers and other noteworthy schemes with rapid abandon. Round one saw Trez immediately go for the jugular with an elongated turn that was littered with lyrical bombs, versatile heaters/personals and some fire (“We was raised different, the shit we go through day to day different, God told you get baptized, he told me to get a gun…we was saved different!”) wordplay. Chef’s fire palette was met, however, by a just-as-fire round by JC, who upon making his return to Smack, delivered what the fans were craving for: seismic (“Nigga, ask the docs about the patients I left ‘em, and I won’t quit yet, I got more clips left, and the cap will swallow his head like the old Dipset!”) gun bars and adept lyricism in a more condensed turn that earned him a draw for the round. The 2nd round is where Trez turned it up, showing off multifaceted hijinks with freestyles, rebuttals and a robust mix of fiery (“You dying sucker, see how my lines structured?, my mind gutter, .9’s touch ya’, since JC is God’s Son, his background get blew [blue] like Nas cover!”) punches, lofty name flips and witty shiners that easily beat back a pretty solid, but not nearly as nice turn from his fellow Writer’s Bloque opponent. With Trez up one round, the ATL spitter kept the pressure on, continuing to dish standout heat, gritty performance bars and potent schemes with self-assured poise. However, sticking in cool-headed vet mode, JC went back in his bag and came out with another condensed and flexing turn that was rich with stinging set-ups, fire braggadocio lines and jaunty (“Your bitch catch the heat from these straps…she not walking out of there with tan lines!”) punches to edge the round and make this superb battle a draw.
Verdict: TIE
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “And what’s up with these niggas with struggle and gangsta bars? these dudes clueless, niggas got shotties in their pants legs, deuce deuce in their boots, but they move stupid, I had the pack in my briefs, AR in my jeans…and I walk regular ’cause I’m used to it!”
Recap: Solid, punchline-heavy turn by J Morr, but Chef Trez’s variety of fire (“You put on this facade, like you really out here killing shit, photobomb, you could catch a deuce behind the images!”) performances bars, potent schemes and jaunty punchlines was just too much to overcoem in this one-rounder from Body Bag Battle League.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “You trying to put an end to me?, keep distant, heat spitting, pin a clip to the dreds, he getting them re-twisted!”
Recap: Strong, raucous and punch-heavy performance by Mike P gets edged by a stronger showing by Chef Trez, who starting with his spitfire ‘Don’t none of y’all nigga’s pop those K’s, ‘I’m strapped in’, it’s like Twork, the wrong stair get you dropped on stage!’ freestyle early in round 1, dishes nothing but straight heat as well as a couple of more haymakers for 2 rounds to take each of them and beat back an opponent who certainly did enough to win, but just couldn’t quite match the Chef’s pen game until salvaging the 3rd with a cleaner, (“I took blood from his head and did his boo greasy, slapped a hand print on that ass, too easy, she ain’t recognize the bald head, I thought she knew Beasley, chin shot, turned the whole cheek red, now she Glueazy!”) scheme-heavy and more versatile turn.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I’m cuttin’ ya life shorter, get ya brains pushed back, you can’t see the gun?, try harder, ‘cuz the .44 still [steel] in reach like my father!”
Recap: Featuring the birth of Chef Trez’s ‘3 of them things’, a boatload of elite gun lines, crazy performance bars, 3 consistently punch-heavy rounds from Ryda, some dizzying wordplay and a couple of Prez Mafia quotables, this PG matchup between (“Why Reepah Rell a nigga, when I could steal him and paint the whole face!”) the up-n-coming DMV battler and the returning-to-the-PGs Trez was dope till the end. Indeed, this was a close as for every terrific, punch-lit and bar savvy turn by Ryda, Trez would come right back with an aggressive and gritty turn that coupled with a handful of dope rebuttal’s/freestyle’s, kept him in the mix. This was especially highlighted by a sublime (“LeBron signing with Nike, I put a check on the witness!”; “Now they trying to figure out who killed the Chef…it’s like the Clue game!”) 2nd round by Ryda with so little filler that you wouldn’t be too off if you thought he had the round running away. But then, there was the Chef again, showing amazing poise, much less enough confidence in his pen (and brain) to meet his opponent at the end with enough hot boastful (“I feel like the cameraman with the Cheater show..I’ll catch him with the side piece!”; “100 rounds, let’s build a suspension, watch the drum roll!”) darts, freestyles and rebuts to edge the round. Ultimately tho, Ryda’s ability to stay on his opponent’s neck with stifling (“Head shot, flip the body, left the nigga San leaking like a hour glass!”) punchline after (“You a Chef, your occupation is to cook for other people’s pleasure, ain’t a secret food, but watch who you speaking too, ‘cuz Blood I’ll eat ya food!”) punchline, would be too much for even Trez as the La Familia capo’s contnuously fire wordplay/similes/personals during yet another haymaker-drenched turn, over what was a pretty solid and gripping round by Trez, would get him the win.
Verdict: Ryda (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “You probably think you could hold a gun sideways and not miss a shot, well I’m honest, first time I gripped and popped, heart dropped, eyes closed…it felt like I was getting shot!”
Recap: The shitload of head nods alone should tell you that this one was a goodie as Bad Newz and Chef Trez go at it for 3 spitfire rounds on the Bullpen Battle League stage. The edge goes to Newz in round one, who even after a bit of a slow start and a consistently cooking turn from his opponent, uses the latter half of his turn to deliver righteous haymakers what with fire (“I’m that athlete on the bench in the suit, I did not come to play!”) punchlines, stinging wordplay and some aggressive personals. And even with Newz continuing to dish plenty of fiery punches in the middle round, it’s Trez who takes the 2nd with raucous gun lines, loaded schemes and some more fly (“The best gossiper, Newz not safe with me!”) name flips. Split going into the 3rd, both battlers stayed on point, with Chef sporting an entertaining/personal-heavy turn that even featured a game newscaster impression as well as some nice (“I do shit he can’t do and honestly nigga it’s over with bars, peep his shirt, you see the league right, why you put this bull over the stars?!”) freestyles that might’ve beaten most opponent’s if not for Bad Newz coming right back with a hardbody, street-savvy and wordplay/punch-lit round that mixed in with a couple of his own freestyles, allowed for a draw to the match.
Verdict: TIE
Favorite line: Bad Newz – “Young nigga, with a lot of .40s, I’m where the cougars at!”
Recap: Chef Trez visits opponent Fonz’s home league, Bar4Bar Rap Battles, and impresses throughout, delivering a gang of slicing punchlines, flagrant gun bars, some fire rebuttals and a boatload of gritty 4-bar-set-ups to beat back a pretty solid, raucous, witty and personal, but also elongated 3 rounds from Fonz. The Cleveland spitter, who kept things competitive for the entire match, did manage to put enough haymakers together in the final round to score a draw after getting edged in the prior two rounds.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I warned him that my flow is dangerous, word to the Caution signs, I took a pay cut, you getting whipped for cheap nigger, it’s auction time!”
Recap: Exquisite wordplay, fiery (“[points hand like gun at opponent’s head] Blow his body on the food and yell ‘Easy [Eezzy] on the sauce!'”) name flips and potent punchlines, it’s all there as Chef Trez makes quick work of a flow-ready, but substance-light NLS Eezzy.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I’m head ripping, they don’t fuck with you, they send you on dead missions, you get the least support from your Family Guy, you Meg Griffin!”
Recap: One wouldn’t expect anything less than a dope battle between DNA dn Chef Trez and you definitely got your money’s worth here. And what with Trez using a crazy rebuttal and (“I’m going Above the Rim, but I forget bro stupid, I’m nut so [Nutso], so if I clap a square, the 5th go through him”; “Please have a mind of your own, let’s say DNA slap me, I’ll put the .9 to ya dome, a slap withh get you 3 rounds, that’s Shine and Charron!”) spine-tickling bars to dominate the 2nd round (thanks in part to a shortened, but still solid turn by DNA) and DNA easily (“There’s panic when I’m gripping the .4, if it’s about money I’ll have this cat over the bread, that’s a Dominican store!”; “You been sucking dick to get every battle you got, with no pride, so it’s crazy how John John took Bloe job!”) taking the 3rd with crazy punchlines, this one comes down to the 1st. Which I got Trez winning what with better consistency in terms of the quality of his bars and more diversified lines as well, over what was an times (“With these two trey’s I’m shooting, when I bring Chef closer to you God [U-God], that’s a Wu-Tang reunion!”) superb, but mostly underwhelming turn from DNA.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “But what your hat say?, ‘PG Killer’, that’s what they call you in these mean streets?, nigga that’s equivalent to being the best player…in the D League!”
Recap: Mostly making use of (“You mad sweet, only time Chef peel off with the burners is [for] banana souffle!”) jokes, it’s an oft-solid turn by UK rapper Magz, but Chef Trez’s stifling barrage of rich jokes, delicious set-ups, aggressive (“I got a Mag and a mag for ya bitch, either I’m fucking something or I’m clutching something!”), name flips and fiending wordplay prove to be too much in this one-rounder from Don’t Flop.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Your sister a thot, she could suck the evil out of Ouija boards!”
Recap: Syah stays competitive with some nice name flips, (“They ain’t really want me to Black here, this some Oscar shit!”; “You should hire a new manager and stop staring at me for real, matter fact hire Norbes, at least he can tell you what can happen over a grill!”) punches and winsome (“Any thoughts of running up on me, just dead it now, I sleep with more .45’s [4, 5’s] and .9’s [9’s] than a pedophile!”) gun bars throughout his three rounds. But other than a close 2nd, none of Syah’s turns could stand up to Chef Trez’s ever-flowing (“Your mom’s mom dead, for grams of 40…moon rocks!”) heat and rich performance. Indeed, a constant barrage of fiery personals, frenzied (“You only talk, you ain’t about action, I know what dog ’bout, like a freak bitch on her period, you all mouth!”) haymakers, dope set-ups and fluorescent (“The gat spitting, but when this bitch touch you, you won’t catch feelings, I told him I’mma hit you with a clean nina, but gave him a dirty .40…I’m cat-fishing!”) wordplay that reminded us all that Trez more than belongs on the big stage–and that’s no gassin’.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “You been battling for how long and still got no fame?!, you John John Homeboy nigga…that’s your name!”
Recap: Wow! Two of the South’s best, Chef Trez and R Streetz, put on what has to be one of 2016’s finest battles, going toe-for-toe with an equal parlance for lyrical acumen, while also delivering a gang of crazy, dope punchlines/similes, piercing name flips, some scheming personals, boastful shiners and hard-hitting gun bars. Oh yeah, and the wordplay was on point throughout as well. That said, with each round being super tight and nary a slip-up (we’ll chalk up a slight 2nd round hiccup by Streetz on Trez talking while he rapped) from either battler, Streetz’s ability to get a little more versatile and witty in the 2nd round and come with a slightly more condensed 3rd, all the while equating his ever-gunning opponent on haymakers, gives him the edge (after he got edged by Trez in the 1st) in both of the latter rounds for the win.
Verdict: R Streetz (W) 2-1
Favorite line: R Streetz – “You’re not the best, get it clear, catch him in traffic…buck at the front of his car like he hit a deer!”
Recap: Coma is aggressive, witty and perceptive, but spends way too much time (“You’re just another fake-ass rapper that’s responsible for all the kids who got a sentence, but couldn’t read one!”) pontificating here in this Don’t Flop matchup against Chef Trez, who in turn is given plenty of time to cook and dish out his usual rounds of spitfire gun bars, flatline (“You said you ain’t been drunk in years?, I’ll give you a shit from the .40 to bring your past back!”) rebuttals and persistent punches. Ironically, even though Trez was a last-minute replacement, the only thing that saves Coma from getting 3-0’d is Trez tripping over himself free-styling in round 3.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I got a head head, don’t be the one I get to airing on, ‘cuz I’ll come to ya block and blow in the crib like the air is on, have you and bitch in the same casket…sharing stones!”
Recap: Chef Trez dominates this one, using a variety of fire schemes, action packed gun bars, piercing name flips and a gang of rigid punchlines to easily beat a mostly subpar Mr 16 over the course of 3 rounds in this one-sided battle from ATL’s Cage Rap Battles.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “See, I’m past nice, on this battle scene this gonna be your last night, your father left you so I’ll pop you and leave…you lost your dad twice!”
Recap: Less filler, more potent (“The kid strapped over all [overall], but I don’t see the menace in Dennis”) rhymes, sanguine angles/set-ups and a few (“”You a bitch, so stay in ya place like a ho should, I use the toast good and I’ll raise and let it go like ‘Welcome to Adulthood’!”) haymakers mixed in gets Spit Dat Heat’s Chef Trez the first two rounds and a win over the ever aggressive and (“The kick back done left my wrist damaged, so like I’m using tally marks, I can’t help but draw the fifth slanted!”) bar-heavy, but this time around less consistent Dre Dennis.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez -“This left [holds up left fist]? Chinese porn, it get nasty with the chin!”
Recap: Despite Milton Bloe’s constant interruptions and need for screen time, this battle along with a B-Magic strictly on his A-game is still worth a see. And after getting edged in the 1st round, thanks in part to yet another nice (“You said, I’m the Chef, I should be used to long caps, well you Magic so when I pull something outta one, it shouldn’t be a surprise!”) rebuttal from the hard-punching (“Rib shot, bullets go through your side like the front door was locked!”) Chef Trez, Magic’s spitfire (“Round [around] 2, I’m eating like late lunches!”; “This fucker gonna die quick, see the ratchet, busting out the window, it ain’t a side bitch!”) punchlines dominate round 2, before he takes the last round with more consistent (“I made a song about the ratchet, called ‘I Hit It First!'”) heat and a higher overall bar quotient.
Verdict: B-Magic (W) 2-1
Favorite line: B-Magic – “Blow ya chest across the room like ya crib haunted!”
Recap: Solid turn by (“Don’t talk that trap shit to me neither, I done sold all kind of things, nigga we went through more bowls than one of your favorite college teams!”) Grandaddy Purp gets over overrun by a more (“I heard you fuck with young bitches, so don’t start with me, you famous for making kids cum [come]…Walt Disney!”) diverse and systematically nice Chef Trez in this one-rounder from Ball Hogg Battle League.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I’ll give you a thousand dollars, then kill you, when I blam, fam in hell, Ninja Turtle shit…you’ll get a Bandana [bam then] shell!”
Recap: An AngryFan Radio 1-rounder between J. Murda and Chef Trez goes the latter’s way as the Chef’s more intricate punches, pointed mayhem and well-finessed wordplay work together to easily beat back Murda’s righteous boasts and mostly pedestrian forms of mayhem.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I’m strapped up, just know that I’m always close to the .44 like Michelle Obama!”
Recap:‘That shit was barbaric!’ Granted, (“It ain’t your turn yet, but you need to wait, like a skinny body, boy I’m shooting Nebraska initials…that’s N E body!”) Chef Trez and (“Nigga, you extra tender, I’ll knock two years out your ass, you won’t wake up till next next November!”; “You throw a lot of punches, but still ain’t doing shit with ’em nigga, you Dragon Fly Jones!”) Craig Lamar can certainly claim a barfest of a battle in this fiery matchup on the Spit Dat Heat stage. But at the end of the day it’s Trez’s more intricate wordplay, flagrant (“I’ll shoot ya mom’s and her son, I’m a pipe gripper, U F [F’d] C I told you I was trung ti fight Silva!”) gun bars, freestyle pedigree and consistent heat that altogether prove to be more advantageous than his opponent, edging him all three rounds and a well-earned win.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “…or none of them gun bars, and I’m a get mad if y’all really believe it, I’ll blow your brain threw your grill when I squeeze it, you’ll be spilling ya insides threw ya mouth like revealing a secret!”
Recap: Upon dishing punch after punch laced with repeated fire, Chef Trez sums this one-rounder versus Riggz better than I can: ‘You pretty a-ight, but for the most part you rap with filler’.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0 Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I’m a gun holder, you about to take a dirt nap bitch, I done put more nigga’s in box since them thirst trap pics!”
Recap: With a fly rap name like Tommy Fishscale, one can’t be faulted for thinking he’d come better here than a couple of slip-ups and a boatload of very basic raps. Thus, making it much easier for a punch-heavy, wordplay-lit and heavily armed Chef Trez to easily win this 1-rounder from AngryFan Radio.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “The ratchet mounted and stay clapping like club ho’s, I’ll grab a second gun and let a couple arms come together like a love pose!”
Recap: Good thing a consistently (“You asked for this shit, now you killed by your dad, a sleepy nigga tried to cross the road and got killed by a jag!”) nice with his Chef Trez got to go first in this one-rounder from Spit Dat Heat, as Sleepy Haze’s lackluster bars would’ve literally had everyone in a slumber by the time it was Trez’s turn. That said, props to Milton Bloe tho for making Haze feel like he even belonged on the same stage with his clearly superior opponent.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Now I ain’t saying you light, but as far as you being nice, I’m ain’t convinced at all, I’ll split his jaw, stand up and lean Sleepy like I’m drifting off!”
Recap: Figuratively speaking, Chef Trez versus Fliiko L is almost like a mirror match, what with both battlers love for salacious (Trez: “I’m talking about when I cock it, it look like I’m pulling on a stuck drawer!”) gun bars, steely aggression with ethir punches, (Fliiko L: “Nigger, you a rookie, I’m a vet, remind me of a little ass girl…ain’t get a body yet!”) boastful shiners/personals, similar builds and dark complexions. The outcome of this competitive 3-rounder, however, wouldn’t be a debatable as Trez’s more intricate bars, well crafted angles/schemes, richer performance and consistency with the heat would get him the 1st and 3rd rounds for the win.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Look bitch, I ain’t trying to wrestle, but you better clutch your toast, but with a beam, I’ll put a bright dot on black…that’s Dusty Rhodes!”
Recap: Facing an opponent in fellow up-n-comer in Polo Boy, who was able enough to score some shiners here and there (yet took way too long to reach his punches at times before choking in the final round), Chef Trez has little problem dishing a 3-0 on his opponent with a barrage of dizzying punchlines, nice (“I’ll erase [racist] this block like a hood full of clan killers!”) worplay and crazy name flips throughout his 3 rounds.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Punk please, I learned from the older nigga’s, you’ll catch two rounds and get a slice through one like a Toyta symbol!”
Recap: Young rookie goes up against the older vet as Chef Trez battles Automatic Ray in a fiery, one-rounder from Spit Dat Heat. Ray, apparently motivated by Trez not giving him enough credit for putting him on, puts on a solid show, dispensing winsome punchlines and engaging (“You think your bitch is being faithful?, I bet if I meet her I can hit it, Street Fighter bonus stage, she gonna see the whip and try to kick it!”) wordplay with ease, while kindly (“You got booked in a couple of states, ok, that’s fine…but I’ve made more off these kids than Danny Myers at tax time!”)…reminding his opponent of his place in the game. Indeed, a solid round from Ray that only dipped when some punches either lacked pizzazz or came off elementary. Still, a hard turn to follow up, but Trez more than put in that work. Using some crazy (“Listen Ray, you can’t son a nigga that’s sonning nigga’s, gun will hitt’cha, for that bread, this square will get his head shot…Wanted picture!”) wordplay, filthy (“I was in the whip with a Smith-n-Wesson, with a dozen round mag, waiting on him to leave with his team, when I see him I’m dumping everything out that bitch, somebody gonna bleed on the scene, that’s 1 gun, 1 clip, 12 bullets, I feel like making a song while I’m squeezing that thing, I see him, now 112 [one .12] blasting out the car like I’m bumping ‘Peaches and Cream’!”) schemes, potent gun bars, nice set-ups and hitting (“You too aggressive, in the shop throwing temper tantrums, well calm your nerves or I’ll [reaches hand out like gun] 10 per tantrum”) personals that hit their mark, it’s the yung’un who shines brighter in what was pretty dope battle.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Ray said he’ll grab his Mac, dump it and blaze it, fat fuck, better off saying you got a sag lunch with bacon, I’ll grab pumps or lay Tek’s [latex]and bust, that condoms breaking and hit him with a K [‘k’] like that’s the end of that conversation!”
Recap: Chef Trez had to really earn this one as opponent Killa (who took the 3rd round) would bring with him plenty of banging gun bars and some fierce punchlines/wordplay to keep things competitive throughout the battle. But the always cocked and loaded Trez, takes this battle in the end, enlisting a boatload of head-twisting heat of his own when he wasn’t also scoring with fervent punchlines/schemes and piercing name flips in the first couple of rounds for the win.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I’m out here, trying to party with tools, letting my hammer dance, you trash below waist, I’ll air ya bottoms…Hammer pants!”
Recap: Besides a couple of unintentionally funny sounds and barks from Jorilla G, there really wasn’t much to see here as both Jorilla and the man formerly known as Genesis Trez kicked a wide load of very basic and subpar bars throughout this 3-rounder from BYOB. Still, it’s the eternally gun bar blasting Trez, while failing to really spout anything substantive round 3, who gets away with a 30 thanks to an underwhelming effort that happened get matched with an even worse one.
Verdict: Genesis Trez (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Genesis Trez – “When it comes down to it, y’all squeeze off hammers?, please dog can it, ‘cuz I got police dogs cannons, K’s, 9’s, spit and kick crazy like retard tantrums!”
Recap: T-Top is your host, the 3rd round seems to be missing and Hitz bullies his way into going first, but none of that matters as Chef Trez’s jaunty performance bars and feening wordplay are more than enough to take the two rounds seen here.
Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-0
Favorite line: Chef Trez -“You a bully right, well try something, I’m that quiet kid in Science, but I bet you ain’t know I got of chemistry and gripping [grip in] iron!”
