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T-Top defeats J2

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Recap: From URL’s “Outside 4” card, apparently not taking his opponent J2 seriously, T-Top fucks around and almost has himself a debatable. Bizzy struggling a bit with his flow mid-round and with the help of a turned-up and consistently punch-heavy J2, losing the opening round. Round 2 would be a different story as the Bear’s wit, raucous street bars and gritty punchlines, in opposition to a mostly subpar round by 2, would allow T-Top to come back and even things up heading into the 3rd. The deciding round was close, what with J2 scoring with plenty of fat jokes amongst other eccentric darts, but with a gang of witty gay jokes of his own to go along with some fiery punches, it’s the slightly more haymaker-lit Top who edges the 3rd for the win.

Verdict: T-Top (W) 2-1

Favorite line: T-Top – “Man, I’m the first nigga in my family to publicly have the story told, and you the first nigga on the other side of the glory hole!”

Jakkboy Maine defeats J2

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Recap: From URL, some hiccups with his flow, but it’s mostly a fiery J2 via a gang of salacious gun bars, who upends Jakkboy Maine in round 1 of this 3-rounder. However, while 2 still got busy with a bunch of gritty punches/personals and even more of the fierce gun lines we’re used to seeong from him in both of the latter rounds, Jakkboy would do him better. The former Goonie utilizing a boatlaod of ill set-up/punchlines, righteous darts, witty personals and stinging metaphorical tropes to edge rounds 2 and 3 for the win.

Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine – “The nigga retarded, gay and from the Midwest, where they aired his death and nobody checked him, yeah and I’m the cable provoder so he died on 3 different Spectrum’s!”

A. Ward defeats J2

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Recap: From Calicoe’s BMBL league, outside of a lazy gay/race angle in round 2, a bunch of pedestrian bars and a handful of slip-ups throughout his 3 rounds, J2 manages to unleash a solid, gun/street bars-heavy and gritty effort in front of a Detroit crowd that was into the entire battle. Too bad that A. Ward just on one here. The Kansas battler delivering a superb opening round, littered with a gang of righteous darts, fly name flips, mocking/witty personals, dope punchlines and fiery off-the-dome heat that combined to handily take the opener. Then in round 2 exposing the advantages and drawbacks of being a prominent gay rapper in battle rap while also dishing plenty of fly rebuttals and hitting punches/personals. Already up 2-0, Ward would bring down the energy a bit and offer up a solid and punch-worthy 3rd that coupled with J2 struggling with his flow to the point that he had to cut his round short, easily gave A. Ward he 30.

Verdict: A. Ward (W) 3-0

Favorite line: A. Ward – “Hey, listen to this, ‘cuz this how the story goes, Smack called your phone, you was giving some head!”

Jerry Wess defeats J2

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Recap: Except for when he got in his own way during this battle with some slip-ups (esp. in round 3) here and there, Jerry Wess utilizes a bunch of fiery schemes, witty gay jokes, mayhem-lit punchlines and searing name flips to coast to an easy victory over a loud and gritty, but mostly mid J2. The Brooklyn, NY, battler handily taking rounds 1 and 2 for the win, before losing out on a shutout (tho he did have a gang of fire punches) thanks to an elongated stumble mid-round in round 3 of this URL Nexus card.

Verdict: Jerry Wess (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jerry Wess – “Nigga you think you tough ‘cuz you went to prison bitch?, nigga when will you learn, you think I’m supposed to believe 2 way street when it’s a nigga that made 2 turn!”

Snake Eyez defeats J2

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Recap: A three-round battle that originated from some beef these two got into after they both appeared in a 2022 Bags & Bags reality show, two of the loudest battlers in the game, J2 and Snake Eyez, perform in a bout that while tense and heated throughout, ended up being pretty anti-climatic when it comes to the verdict. Snake utilizing a gritty and boisterous punch game that with a plethora of wily personals and bullish street darts, handily taking both of the opening rounds from an opponent, who while hitting with some salacious gun bars and stinging punchlines here and there, hurt himself with too many subpar bars and reaches in rounds and 1 and 2. The win already in hand for Snake entering round 3, the final round is where J2 would finally step it up with better consistency that coupled with a shitload of flexing personals and witty/righteous darts, easily allowed the ATL rapper to easily beat back a mediocre round from Snake and salvage the 3rd.

Verdict: Snake Eyez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Snake Eyez – “The audacity, the thoughts of you winning tonight is funny actually, you write better than who? hearing that is a tragedy, like outta nowhere I’m a say fuck the pen like Cassidy!”

Nu Jerzey Twork defeats J2

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Recap: “It gets gayer!” Nu Jerzey Twork wasn’t lying about that. As in this NOME 14 battle from URL against J2, a relentless barrage of witty gay puns/personals do most of the damage for 3 rounds, while a gang of stinging/graphic gun bars and rambunctious punchlines do the rest on his way to a 30 over an opponent who while able to deliver some very hard-hitting punches/gun lines here and there, still can’t perform at a consistent enough level to compete against the likes of top tiers like Twork.

Verdict: Nu Jerzey Twork (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Nu Jerzey Twork – “What would your grandmother say if she seen you right now?, she be like ‘Baby, you know you ain’t supposed to be with them naked men, you know the Lord the only man you supposed to be receiving and taking in!”

Ave defeats J2

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Recap: In this 1-rounder from One Shot Battle League, Ave’s sizzling punch game is on display, but so is a gang of fiery gun bars, fire name flips and stinging personals that all combined are more than enough to score more haymakers and beat back a gun bar-centric and pretty solid effort from J2.

Verdict: Ave (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Ave – “I don’t give a damn about the block that he claiming, or the fact that his community running with him like when Rocky was training!”

JC defeats J2

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Recap: A pretty solid effort that featured a bunch of sturdy gun bars and hard-hitting set-up punchlines & personals keeps J2 competitive in this ‘Redemption 3’ 3-rounder from URL. But one too many attempts at more acute punches that failed to hit by J2 as well as a turned up JC, who when he wasn’t getting righteous with a gang of syrupy pontifications in round 1, got the job done with a combative stream of fire wordplay, boastful barbs, fiery God-complex heat, witty darts and potent punches to take rounds 2 and 3 (after a debatable round 1) for the win.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “Your community cancel me, go wild, I have no concern about him/he/them/they or she…I’m the pronoun!”

Big Kannon defeats J2

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Recap: From The Smoke Room Battle League, a lot of pedestrain bars on both sides, but Big Kannon with a plethora of gay jokes, righteous boasts, some solid wordplay and gritty punchlines/off-the-dome heat and J2 with a gang of aggressive gun bars and feelgood personals/punches, split (J2 took round 1 before BK returned the favor in round 2) the first two rounds of this 3-rounder before a more efficiently punch-lit handily takes the deciding 3rd for the win.

Verdict: Big Kannon (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Big Kannon – “It’s a violation, ‘cuz I was offended with how they predited this, it’s like leaving on good terms with a ex, ain’t this a bitch!”

Mackk Myron defeats J2

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Recap: From Hitman Holla’s Bags and Bodies league, turnaround once again proves to be fair play as after getting humbled by opponent J2’s sterling gun bars and witty/hard-hitting personals, Mackk Myron gets back in his groove with a roundhouse, punchline-lit, deliciously mocking and more steady scoring round 2 to tie things up in light of another dope run by J2. The deciding 3rd, what with Mackk adding some fierce schemes to his already syrupy bag of fire punches, is a no-brainer as a slow start by J2 coupled with some poignant, but so-so bars throughout the round assists in giving Mackk the win easy.

Verdict: Mackk Myron (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Mackk Myron – “Why you acting upset?, oh you was looking for a classic bro, this house?, Kings of Comedy, Mac [Mackk] last to go!”

Danny Myers defeats J2

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Recap: Rambunctiously lacing his punches with brutal set-ups, witty puns, flagrant personals and graphic/mayhem-laced gun lines, Danny Myers takes the first two rounds of this URL ‘Outside’ battle to gain the win over a much less punch-heavy J2 before a more scholarly 3rd by the Bad God helps a consistently gritty throughout, but at his most efficient J2 handily take the final round to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “I done shot 7-footers like I can’t dunk!”

Pristavia defeats J2

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Recap: Pristavia vs J2 from Remy Ma’s Chrone 23 league sees both battlers keep it competitive with aggressive darts, well-laced up personals and fiery punchlines. However, while J2 came through with some hot punches/schemes here and there (esp. the ‘hum to Allah’ line in round 2), one too many pedestrian bars and preachy lines by the ATL rapper in addition to a slightly more versatile, wordplay-heavy, personal-lit and consistently hitting Pristavia gives the Gun Titles empress a 30.

Verdict: Pristavia (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Pristavia – “Nigga, didn’t you go through homelessness?, then you should feel right at home in another box!”

Tru Foe defeats J2

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Recap: Not sure what Chilla Jones was thinking (the only judge to go the other way on the decision), but this URL SM4 1st round battle between J2 and Tru Foe was pretty clear-cut as Foe surprised many with a flexing, punch-heavy, personal-savvy and even witty at times performance in rounds 1 and 3 (a flawless turn btw) to beat back an overall strong lyrically (esp. in round 2 which he edged) and name flip/gun-happy J2 who just didn’t have enough heat to match his opponent’s comeuppance in the other rounds.

Verdict: Tru Foe (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Tru Foe – “Since we gotta clash, I ain’t showin’ remorse, though, bring a whole new meaning to “LGBT” if you don’t know, that’s when a bullet go through your Leg, Gut, Back and your Torso!”

Danny Myers defeats J2

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Recap: Against a gritty, punchline-lit and street-conscious opponent in J2, who got better with each round, a rarely-seen side of Danny Myers, his wit, ends up saving him here in this Bloody Scene 3-rounder what with a plethora of piercing and versatile gay jokes/schemes in the 1st and 2nd rounds giving ‘The Bar God’ the win.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “Your momma carried you for 9 months, it was beautiful player, she went through all that fucking pain…and this is the FRUIT of her labor!”

J2 defeats Yoshi G

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Recap: Slightly more consistently potent with the bars while snapping with a gang of spicy personals, piercing wordplay, rigid gun bars and righteous punchlines/4-bar setups, J2 edges a dope and punch-heavy but a little less versatile and not quite as hitting turn by Yoshi G in what was still a highly entertaining and competitive 1-rounder from RBE.

Verdict: J2 (W) 1-0

Favorite line: J2 – “Silencer, I’m about to make a hit I’ll never hear…I’m Beethoven!”