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Klutz defeats Los Premee

Recap; From Public Influence Battle League, a 3-round uetter barfest between Klutz and Los Premee. The latter scoring left and right with a boatload of fiery gun bars, hard-hitting punchlines, ill street darts, wily personals and a spicy rebuttal game. While Klutz flexed his versatility and transitional potency throughout, confidently spitting out a gang of stinging personals, righteous heaters, fly storytelling bars, grandiose set-up/punches, hitting similes, boastful barbs and sporty wordplay just to have with it. But while Los’ often flippant punch game kept it close, in the end a performance-rich Klutz would prove to be too much as a consistently sturdy (classic), slightly more condensed and haymaker-lit round 1 would edge him the opener, before the Arkansas battler would deliver more of the same in both of the latter rounds for the 30.

Verdict: Klutz (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Klutz – “The way I lay a writter, timeless, my shit conveying wisdom, my words make Proverbs look like plagiarisn!”

Los Premee defeats Yunus

Recap: From iBattle TV, in a battle that was pretty heated and personal at times, what with past words exchanged and tension between the two battlers going into this 3-rounder. Against the rapid-fire punches, wily similes and African/virgin-drenched personals from up-n-comer Los Premee (if URL could let Chess skip the Proving Grounds, I don’t see why they can’t do the same for a rising star like Los when it comes to the Crucibles), Yunus stays competitive with a gang of gritty punchlines, searing wordplay and hard-hitting personals of his own. However, unable to score as many haymakers as his opponent in round 1 coupled with a mid-round major slip-up by Yunus in round 2 helps a tenacious Los Premee take both of the opening rounds for the win before a 3rd round debatable.

Verdict: Los Premee (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Los Premee – “You ever stared down the barrel of a gun?, that shit induces trauma, this ratchet is an eye-opener…Futurama!”

Los Premee defeats Chef Trez

Recap: If he can stay consistent with the heat, this kid Los Premee has a very bright future ahead of him in battle rap. The iBattle up-n-comer, here against an always competitive, rebuttal-lit and oft-punch heavy/potent gun bar slinging Chef Trez, impressing again with 3 rounds of spitfire lines. Whether he was fiercely flipping the Chef’s slogan against him, spouting a gang of crazy anime bars/similes, going toe-to-toe with Trez when it came to spicy rebuttals, flexing with a bunch of hard-hitting street darts or dishing gritty haymakers via a sublime punch game with rapid and relative ease, Los Premee seems to be putting even to top tiers on notice. That said, after a debatable round 1, it’s the more prolific scoring Premee who takes rounds 2 and 3 for the win.

Verdict: Los Premee (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Los Premee – “I was just gonna rob him, then he tried to run so I dumped the ‘matic instead, dropped him instantly, it’s schizophrenia, I got 3 of them things in the back of the head!”

Los Premee defeats Danny Myers

Recap: A gritty, graphic/versatile-punching and pretty solid effort from Danny Myers, in this 1-rounder from iBattleTV, gets blown to bits by the richer combo of righteous similes, salacious gun bars, slick wordplay and searing punches delivered by Los Premee, giving the up-n-coming Brooklyn emcee a noteworthy win for his resume.

Verdict: Los Premee (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Los Premee – “Nah, you think you gonna put me in a plot, that’s a grave mistake, another opp getting tagged, colostomy bag I’m laying waste!”