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Tall T defeats Shotgun Suge

Recap: For the most part choosing to shoot straight from the hip, Shotgun Suge’s usual assortment of bully bars and street (“These nigga’s call cops when that gat pop, YOU Google news on your laptop!”) bravado lack the wordplay, pizazz and variability that makes them kick, thus giving Tall T’s eccentric (“That’s ‘cuz he was born with the wrong chest!”) jokes, hitting personals and rich punchlines more than enough room to take this East-meets-West one-rounder from URL.

Verdict: Tall T (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Tall T – “If he don’t die the first time I try to spray that nigga, I’ll give him one more shot…like I forgave that nigga!”