Recap: Credit to Lil Dave for putting on a good show, bringing his A game and staying competitive with a URL slinger in Big Kannon. Yet, for all of Dave efforts, from his hilarious jokes to to his keen wordplay (“You? you just extra fat, I help you lose some extra weight, put you in that circle on that scope, that’s how you get in shape”), it still wasn’t enough to beat BK’s stinging rebuttals (“And the fact his nigga mentioned my glasses prove he ain’t a top tier, cuz whats the difference with them on or off is now I see the bitch in you a lot clearer”) schemes and bars.
Verdict: Big Kannon (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Big Kannon – “You get no puss, just cut it out, that’s a Caesarean, this the first battle that you getting paid, that’s an embarrassment….”
