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O-Red defeats Big Kannon

Synopsis: How lucky was O-Red to pull this one out? I mean, not only did he almost lose his voice, but he had to put up with arguably one of the best 3rd rounds ever, from a spirited (“And he tried to break down the Chicago teams, and this is where I’m gonna light his ass up, because I am Rip Hamilton, you know I’m the shooter as soon as I mask up!”) Big Kannon flexing hard in front of his home crowd. Too bad for BK, Red had just enough haymakers (“The left will hit him twice and I punch smooth with the stiffest right, I’ll stomp him for 30 seconds to end the fight, so when you see BK on the side of my sneakers, they ain’t British Knights!”), punchlines, personals and traditionalist bars to edge rounds 1 and 2, thus taking the belt (and the cookie) back home to Jersey.

Verdict: O-Red (W) 2-1

Best line: O-Red – “You make Chicago look bad, you a Yung Berg nigga!”