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Caustic defeats Cortez

Recap: Never lacking for confidence all the while overwhelming his opponent with a boatload of mocking personals, gritty punchlines, witty barbs and potent schemes, in this 3-rounder from KOTD, Caustic makes going past the time limit a non-factor, easily beating back a mostly pedestrian Cortez in each round to score a 3-0.

Verdict: Caustic (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Caustic – “What does it say about you as a man when a bitch named Medusa can’t get your dick hard?!”