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Rum Nitty defeats Tycoon Tax

Recap: More versatile, more consistent and more potent. Faced with the mostly ‘half-assed writtens’ from Tycoon Tax, Rum Nitty stays busy with elite guns bars, swaggerlicious name flips and well-honed (“Bitch, I’m on a roll like Charmin tissue!”) punchlines to score an easy 3-0 in this 3-rounder from KOTD..

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “I hit the function with my hat down low, computer virus, everybody in the background froze!”