Synopsis: Charlie Clips better be lucky he’s been in the game so long, because his lack of preparation can still be a head scratcher for such a talented dude. Of course, the first thing you think of when you see Conceited vs Charlie Clips in the first place is why this wasn’t on URL, but whatever. That said, Conceited’s 1st round was straight fire: punchlines galore (“even if he is cocking the 5, this cat…pop in the sky like the lion king”), the Dot Mob diss and the 3rd-tier slow-it-down made for a superb round. But Clips came back nicely with personals, schemes, dope bars and a rebuttal that just murked Con’s original Captain Morgan slow-it-down. After an incredible 1st, Con returned with just an alright 2nd, what with a lame slow-it-down and not much else. On the other hand, knowing that he can always rely on his freestyle ability when he comes to battle rap, Clips easily took the 2nd, dissing Con’s celebrity nut-hugging (“Kim Condashian”), going after Dizaster and throwing out some crowd pleasers that more that won them over. As for the 3rd round, Con, who clearly came more prepared, easily took it with a broad range of bars, jokes (“Nigga, you can get it anywhere, that’s Craigslist”) and punchlines, yet while Clips came with it with the Slow-it-Down (slogans as a weapon) joke, his stumble clearly gave the round away.
Verdict: Charlie Clips (W) 2-1
Best line: Charlie Clips – “Got an oiled gun on my dresser (but) I’ll change it and put the newest clip in, 5 sing and 1 crack head, that’s New Edition
