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Couture defeats Norma Bayts

Recap: Versus the aggressive, trap talking and hardbody stylings of Norma Bayts, Couture still doesn’t hold back, using a boatload of piercing punchlines, stinging personals, flexing schemes, fierce name flips and because it wouldn’t be a Couture battle without some props, a couple of homies to parrot a sizzling horror movie narrative in round 3 that capped off a 30 versus an opponent who’s gritty, but long-winded rounds weren’t helped by a gang of weak personals.

Verdict: Couture (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Couture – “You probably walk through the Bronx Zoo and get sedated by mistake!”