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Hemi defeats O’fficial

Recap: O’fficial goes (“You couldn’t Ice T, my nigga you been afraid, but once I squeeze ’em, they gonna have to get him an aide [lemonade]”) ham on Hemi for a few minutes until an unexpected visit from Earl causes her to lose steam quick in this one-round intergender matchup from NOBL. However, truth be told, despite a need to work on his delivery, with the consistent heat, wild (“How you known for having an outfit problem, rock dirty clothes, but you built like a washing machine?”) personals and spirited punchlines Hemi was spitting, even a stronger showing from O’fficial wouldn’t have been near enough to take this one.

Verdict: Hemi (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Hemi – “You not my sister because I’d kick with you and I love ya, you my sister because ain’t no possible way I’d fuck ya”