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Cityy Towers defeats Shotti P

Recap: Shotti P supplied some nice (“Besides the faking, you wanna know the real reason I can’t rock with you? You make being a full grown adult look impossible!”) jokes and feelgood (“I’m from Detroit, you from New Haven, let’s have a turf war, you’ll see a ratchet waving like a slut on a surfboard”) punchlines, but a costly slip-up in round 3 combined with Citty Towers more consistent (“Get live, I’ll get more live, I’m Michael Jordan, I just play different with that 4-5 [.45]!”) wordplay and an extra fierce (“If this wasn’t King of the Dot you’d be viewed as a shadow, I get more likes on a picture than you get views on a battle”) first round, ended up giving Towers the dub.

Verdict: Cityy Towers (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Cityy Towers – “You tell too many jokes, that tell me that your life sweet, you’re vegan, you don’t get cheese, you don’t like beef!”