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John John da Don defeats Mr. Wavy

Recap: One could easily nickname this battle ‘Doing Too Much’. From John John da Don doing too much by unabashedly dissing Smack/URL on their own stage. Or Mr Wavy doing way too much in an elongated 2nd round, that while littered with a few haymakers here and there, was belabored by too many mediocre bars and simple schemes. Then too there was a crowd doing way too much with constant interruptions during Mr. Wavy’s 3rd round amidst loud, continuous cries for an end to a battle they felt JJDD had won handily. Still, while John John showed his (“These rappers is food, what y’all call the stage, is my eatery, I set him up for the shot, I guess that just the PG in me!”; “I’m charged up, back to back like that light-skinned nigga, but he could be Drake, I’m Quentin Miller, I gotta write for this nigga!”) vet mettle throughout this battle with fiery schemes, aggressive punches and mocking (“Deuce in a boot, got me walking like I sprained an ankle!”) personals, besides the final round, this certainly wasn’t a body as thanks in part to a mid-round slip-up during round 1 and Wavy’s ability to comeback (“…John try to haul ass, get that animal to his neck like a Lacrosse tag!”; “You lost to Shine, I sonned Shine, go check the forecast!”) nicely and make things competitive after a rambunctious turn by JJDD early on, the ‘Rookie’ almost made the 1st a debatable. And despite dishing more (“Nigga, you ready for combat? ‘cuz I get busy, ain’t shit iffy, construction work out glove, that grip with me!”) haymakers in round 2, it was Wavy who hurt himself there with a feast or famine turn before completely faltering in the 3rd (tho he began with a nice rebuttal) in light of a somewhat biased crowd as well as JJDD’s continued heat.

Verdict: John John da Don (W) 3-0

Favorite line: John John da Don – “That nigga Chizzy said he chased you and made you jump from the steel, you seen the clips and got pussy, ain’t that Netflix and chill?!”