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Young X defeats Squeako

Recap: A highly (“Ol’ dirty water nigga, he even made a song about it, Section 8 support this nigga!”) entertaining first round from Squeako, filled with rich storytelling bars and plenty of jokes, makes one think that he’s going to give the ever-amusing Young X some serious comp in this battle from SevenCity Sharks. Well, you’d be wrong as some weak name flips, a startling round 3 choke and Young X’s consistently engaging (“Nigga you wack as shit, up here with that tough guy look like you gonna do something, knowing damn well I will whup your ass till about 2-something!”) personals, gives X the win in a battle that had the potential to be a back-n-forth slugfest.

Verdict: Young X (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Young X – “Then he had petty larceny, boy I wanted to hug him, ‘cuz that mean Squeak taking shit, but he ain’t taking shit over $200!”