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Xcel defeats Wooda Black

Recap: Never let it be said that Wooda Black doesn’t love his (“Scope out, I got a good view of the ratchet, you gonna get some more views when they viewing your casket!”) gun bars, which for the most part, were pretty decent, all the while making things competitive here in this one-rounder versus Xcel. Still, unless you’re amongst the elite of Gun Bar aficionados like a Tay Roc or a Rum Nitty, beating a wordsmith like (“My camp fire, you just storytelling, see why I just advocate for the piece [peace] then protest whatever war he selling!”) Xcel will take much more than 90% one-note gun lines.

Verdict: Xcel (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Xcel – “You got a resume, I got a hit-list, that’s different goals!”